Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case

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http://wearecentralpa.com/wtaj-news-fulltext/?nxd_id=203465

POTTER TOWNSHIP, CENTRE COUNTY - Police have arrested a third person in connection with the murder of Samuel Boob.

Boob was shot and killed at his home in Potter Township, Centre County, on the morning of August 23rd, 2009.

Kermit Butts, 26, of Madisonburg, is accused of driving the suspected killer to and from the crime scene on the morning of the killing.  He was charged with aggravated assault and assisting a murder suspect and placed in the Centre County Prison.

Police believe that Butts drove Ronald Heichel to the Boob home and picked him up later in the day on August 23rd, 2009.  Police believe Heichel shot Sam Boob twice with a shotgun and killed him.  Heichel was charged with 1st degree murder.

The victim's wife, Mirinda Boob, is accused of working with Heichel to have her husband killed.  Police say they have text messages that were sent between her and Heichel, proving that the two were working together to kill Samuel.  She has been charged with conspiracy to commit murder.

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Was Mr. Boob shot in the butt?

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I guess that really...  bit him in the ass.

[Biggskoo]

I guess that really...  bit him in the ass.

[video=youtube;0TQb7NPfMTk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TQb7NPfMTk[/video]

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i guess you could say he fell into a booby trap

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What a bunch of dicks!

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the prior two arrests, ted wiener and calvin farts, both described butts as a total ass.

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seriously though, I hope to see justice served, even though the victim was a bit of a tit.

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What an asswipe.

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This murder is shocking to me, the Butts have been a great family.  Kermit's brother, Big, was a great guy despite some in the community finding him a bit strange.  I liked him, and I cannot lie.

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The boobs also had a pet tit.

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butts

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"Yo man, what you doin' man?  Please dawg, what's wrong wit you???  I thought we was cool man, TnA 4eva, right dawg?  TnA man, rememba? C'mon man! PLEASE, OH GOD!"
-Boob's last words.

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A man died. RIP Mr. Boob

[ChipsAhoy]

[insert naughty part joke] Since most that I would've used were used already.

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weiners