>_ [You are yourself.]

[TequilaClock]

>_ [What are you gonna do with your life?]

[Paranoid]

I see an opportunity for fame fortune, and love. I ignore it and go home and pretend I'm an old guys head with a clock on his face. I call myself, "Paranoid".

[Slurpee]

> post on the clock crew forums

[DiscoBallClock]

I made the thread that everyone's ripping off

I was the first to rip it off

[SockpuppetClock]

> ^@
More? ^@

[Faygo]

Complain with constant self pity