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Farted by BlueGasMask, November 24, 2010, 06:13:12 AM

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AlbinoClock

Quote from: Sinister Clock;1865691Is that french or something or maybe portugeese

If you can't spot Dutch you're not allowed to be a clock anymore.

Sinister Clock

If you can't spot a joke then maybe you should stay being a clock we need people like you

TelephoneClock

This thread is like the neighbor's nasty cat that's been living for like, 20 years holy shit how is it not dead yet!

E: Hey I think I still have the un-submitted part for the collab we were gonna do.

CranberryClock

Spin off, 1000 ways to die, and its like 1000 ways to kill bluemaskclock

PowerGloveClock

Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

Robfire

Quote from: CranberryClock;1866968Spin off, 1000 ways to die, and its like 1000 ways to kill bluemaskclock

we need to do this

SwitchbladeClock

continiusously punch yourself in the head while spinning in circles

kthxbai

GodClock

Sw@g
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville

PirateClock

the other day i heard that some people piss and shit on different moments. Like they'll take a shit, and not piss.  I always piss when im shitting.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

PirateClock

i can piss fine withouth shitting though, imagine if i couldn't, how inconvenient would that be.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

AbsintheClock

This is the thread that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends.

Slurpee

Quote from: PirateClock;1869480i can piss fine withouth shitting though, imagine if i couldn't, how inconvenient would that be.
I was like this when I was little
like way little
<5 years
bowel and pee control was all just one switch
every time I went to the bathroom I had to think about whether I had to poop because I didn't like sitting but if I was standing when it happened that would be it

Lump Clock

Quote from: Slurpee;1869531every time I went to the bathroom I had to think about whether I had to poop because I didn't like sitting but if I was standing when it happened that would be it

The mental image this gives me is quite amusing.

VuBawlsClock

Fuck anonfrog

RobClock

Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1869633So did he do it?

No.

VuBawlsClock

Fuck anonfrog

pop-tart

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1869497This is the thread that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends.

Somebody starting posting it not knowing what it was........

Quote from: clammo;18669231 year anniversary coming up what are we doing about this

Don't know about y'all.. but I've got a Flash in the works :)

BilliardBall10

bluegasmask, i haven't heard from you, in a while, and i will say this:

DONT SUICIDE! LIFE'S TOO SWEET TO DIE, MAN

seriously tho, dont die, just keep on hanging, i mean you should enjoy life until you get old, and die(you will die anyway, so choose to die on your old, old age, i mean at least you will have experienced the whole ''living'' idea, and have done a life for yourself, so , dont giv upppp)

so, in short, dont suicide, and dont give up.

man, why would you want to do that?
are you terminally sick, or something (i hope i dont offend)

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

SpongeClock SquarePants

Quote from: BilliardBall10;1869886seriously tho, dont die, just keep on hanging, i mean you should enjoy life until you get old, and die(you will die anyway, so choose to die on your old, old age, i mean at least you will have experienced the whole ''living'' idea, and have done a life for yourself, so , dont giv upppp)



smart move

Schmellements Clawk

Quote from: HeinekenClock;1866697As dead as Elements and Durian.
DON'T PUSH ME MAN, I'M ONE SECOND AWAY FROM GRABBING A HUGE CONTAINER OF TYLENOL AND A BOTTLE OF SOME ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE.