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Farted by VuBawlsClock, December 08, 2010, 07:29:56 PM

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Kombucha

Quote from: Vuvuzela;1796560Around 6th period I was chanting blood for the blood god.
Skulls for the skull throne.

buttplug

glory for the emperor also cookies and applejuice

beebles

I give blood pretty much 4 times a year. Went last week for my twentieth donation.

Sombra

Quote from: MonsterMunch;1796218My university had a campaign where if you gave blood they gave you a bunch of beer tickets for the bar. Fun times.

Do you have to be attending the university to participate in this?

MonsterMunch

Quote from: Rum;1799207Do you have to be attending the university to participate in this?

Probably but I doubt they'd be that cunty about it. If people have healthy blood and are willing to walk to the university to donate some I don't think the British Heart Foundation would get stingy with two pints worth of beer tickets.

It was only a week long thing. They brought a bunch of like mobile-blood-bank-things.

PirateClock

All donated blood goes to sanguine vampires.

Everyone knows this.





Also vitamin B.
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PirateClock

Quote from: BlueGasMask;1796196I was going to donate blood but they said I had to be 50 kgs. so i started eating massively. at some point i was 53 kgs. then i met louise who is a runner.

now i'm 43.5 motherfucking kilograms. D:<

My dog weighs more than that. Im not even kidding.
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Sinister Clock

I don't give blood because I am secretly a complete sociopath, and also because I don't think they accept blood when you've done weed or whatever.

DrClock

I don't give blood. Don't ask why...

DrClock

Glad you asked!

I live in Quebec and the nurses here are over worked and half I'm a edgy teen.
Last time I had blood drawn for a test in a private practice they missed three times, which isn't the worst thing but she hit the tendon in my arm and that hurt like a mother fucker.

Also, It feels bad man. Really bad. They are draining your goddamn blood for use in the vampire's Blood lair orgy pits!

Dragonmaw

I have given a lot of blood, although IDK if I can now because of my medical conditions.

I think my favorite story is when I gave blood and had to sprint 100 yards while carrying a heavy backpack immediately after :V