you know when you lose something

[DWARFINATORclock]

dwarfinator left holland 'cause the politie found a dead lady of the night under his patio

I TOLD YOU THIS IN CONFIDENCE

[JellyClock]

I TOLD YOU THIS IN CONFIDENCE

well im not very confident

[Sombra]

The Dutch tell mysterious stories; even attending the same bar as Dwarfinator will give you a nearly fatal case of alcohol poisoning.

[clockradioclock]

sometimes I lose track of how old I actually am

[VCRClock]

[LeekClock]

It was "Zen in The Art Flower Arranging" and it, of course, only travelled in space, not time.






























BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY NOW.

[Topcatyo]

I left my wallet in El Segundo.

[WrenchClock]

I left my heart in San Francisco

[BunnyClock]

I left LeekClock in Ghent!!

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

One time i lost this raincoat, i think i left it in my friends dad's car when on a fieldtrip. So the next day my mom called him and asked if he could look around for the coat. Later that day his dick architect dad called back and said he didnt find it anywhere, i must have left at the zoo we we're visiting.

Of course i didn't buy into his lies, but hey : what are you gonna when you're eight years old.

Then 5 years later he came by my house, gave a raincoat (which was obviously way too small by then) and said: "I think you left your coat at our place or something, this was hanging in our garage."

That man was so confused, and a dick

[DigitalLemonClock]

did he



touch you

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

did he



touch you

no but one time he made macoroni and he poured like a liter of olive oil over it goddamn that dick.

[clockradioclock]

what happens when a man loses his mind?

[clockradioclock]

where does it go?

[DecepticonClock]

I lose things all the time and magically find said items in my pockets. Also leek I believe your book is tightly wedged in my rectum. And normandy it is not. Although they do have one thing in common they've both been stormed by thousands of men. My anus is a theater of war.