steve jobs six more weeks to live

[VuBawlsClock]

treeclock became steves biggest friend so he can take over the funds of the corperation

[Thor]

sad..but...i thought macs dont get virus's or crash

hahaha nice

[miracle fruit]

when i quote stuff i make sure its nice and big so people notice me and my post

[pop-tart]

Word is that the man in the pictures is driving a 97 Honda Civic. Stocks going down?

[cast]

Apple is doomed.

Very much so, they'll actually start to shit out good products. HEAVENS NO.

[Thor]

when i quote stuff i make sure its nice and big so people notice me and my post

I feel like this is some sort of passive aggressive jab at me but I really don't get it

[Kombucha]

I feel like this is some sort of passive aggressive jab at me but I really don't get it

It's a jab at CGC.

[I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I]

Haha, I usually just skip CGC posts cause I don't want to read all those big words

[clockradioclock]

nothing can be fun anymore, everyone just needs to be right

[DigitalLemonClock]

actually we need to be in a fight

[clockradioclock]

NO I SAY EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE RIGHT

[Epic]

you're wrong at this point dear clockradioclock

[HeinekenClock]

Yeah, the enquirer asked a doctor for his opinion and based on a couple of photographs the guy labels him "nearly terminal" and said "I'd say he has six weeks". Not only is it impossible to get a diagnosis from a blurry picture, the guy they asked has to be the doctor with the worst possible work ethic.

Absolutely hate Jobs' company and his attitude toward his own products, but these papers should be ashamed of themselves for talking about someone like this. Of course they aren't, because everyone's talking about them and that's exactly what they're trying to accomplish (by being terrible journalists).

[pop-tart]

Can someone change my name back please

[clockradioclock]

you're wrong

That's a logical fallacy because

at this point

the triple point of water is 0.0negligeable Ã,°C and

dear clockradioclock

haha yeah right!

[PowerGloveClock]

That's a logical fallacy because

the triple point of water is 0.0negligeable Ã,°C and

haha yeah right!

wat

[Kombucha]

That's a logical fallacy because

the triple point of water is 0.0negligeable Ã,°C and

haha yeah right!

[screwdriver_clock]

Welp I mean I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone regardless, but eh. Tim Cook is being polished up by Jobso anywho to be his sucessor. And to be honest I like him a bit better; he has the good qualities the company needs (and does have) plus the ability to make some sound decisions for both the company and the consumers.

Sure, the stocks will drop which will piss me off a tiny bit, but they'll pick up once everyone realizes it'll be business as usual with Tim Cook as CEO.

[screwdriver_clock]

Welp I mean I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone regardless, but eh. Tim Cook is being polished up by Jobso anywho to be his sucessor. And to be honest I like him a bit better; he has the good qualities the company needs (and does have) plus the ability to make some sound decisions for both the company and the consumers.

Sure, the stocks will drop which will piss me off a tiny bit, but they'll pick up once everyone realizes it'll be business as usual with Tim Cook as CEO.

Also lewl tabloids.

[pop-tart]

Haha, I usually just skip CGC posts cause I don't want to read all those big words

Hey, just because he speaks more percussively in contrast to your more provincial rhythm, don't form an overarchingly pesimistic opinion about the content value of his posts.



inside joke