I found a gun and a body while landscaping (NSFW)

[Insomnia]

Here's the story; I've been digging up hundreds of pounds of soil for a koi pond, and two days ago I dug up this gun. I mentioned it on IRC, but nobody gave a shit so I decided not to make a post about it. Today, digging about 30 feet from the spot where I found the gun, I found a body.



I believe this to be the remains of Strawberry Clock. The remnants of his clockface were found not too far from the site of the body. I fear this is the work of that sinister Triangle Clock.

[EtchASketchClock]

No it was the buttler

[VuBawlsClock]

So it was Triangle clock with the clay gun in the landscaping place. by god

[WiiClock]

what if thats teh gun that shot jfk

[PolyhedronClock]

clam shot JFK holyshit

[Lump Clock]

Honestly you guys are monsters. Clam is just picking up the pieces of a broken and abandoned CC and doing his best to keep it together. You tabloid bastards aren't helping at all to show the world all the great things he does for us.

The real monster was Bit. He's the one who did this. With your find, we can finally put him in the electric chair where he belongs.

[VuBawlsClock]

Wait, we are being serious when we joke about clam being monstrous?

[buttplug]

If someone buried that gun it's likely that it was used in a crime.

[NintendrCkolc]

So it was Triangle clock with the clay gun in the landscaping place. by god

what if thats teh gun that shot jfk

clam shot JFK holyshit

hahaha

[Insomnia]

It's just an antique toy gun that turned out to be a replica of some snubnose. Might actually be worth a few bucks. The other things are just a washer, and what I'm guessing is the remains of a dead tuber. I hadn't ever seen anything like them.

[Flounderpa]

Cue Tri saying that it was a joke murder and no one can tell when he's angry.

no one can tell if he's making a joke either

[Lump Clock]

It's just an antique toy gun that turned out to be a replica of some snubnose. Might actually be worth a few bucks. The other things are just a washer, and what I'm guessing is the remains of a dead tuber. I hadn't ever seen anything like them.

STOP BEING A TOOL. YOU'RE STRONGER THAN THAT. INSOMNIA WHY!?!?!?!

[EliteClock]

They killed him! How could they!?!?!?! It's all my fault! I could've stopped him! Actually, I wasn't there, but if I was, I could've saved him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DWARFINATORclock]

its always the buttler

[I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I]

They killed him! How could they!?!?!?! It's all my fault! I could've stopped him! Actually, I wasn't there, but if I was, I could've saved him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it just me, or does this seem like a BB10 alt?

[Insomnia]

Biggs dropped some relevance on a nigga.

[HoochClock]

stop digging faggot.

[Insomnia]

stop digging faggot.

I want to make children with you. I want to feel the very inner most depths of your body, and you mine. I want to hold you in my tender embrace, grow old, and die together. I want to celebrate every day that you're in my life, and cherish every day that has come before it. Never think to the future, my love, because what we have is one another, and whatever is to come we face together.

Until you die. Then I'll probably go on a murder suicide or something. You know. Whatever.

[AMPEEEM]