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Does anyone make primitive/ shitty flashes like in the old days when this crazy crew started...

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SkateboardClock

May 05, 2011, 05:30:23 AM
..and we were all 13? Well? Or is that not in fashion at the moment? Are we still trying to be a serious art group? Because if it's not taboo I'm gonna download flash and get on it. i never had any skill to begin with. MOTION TWEENING HERE I COME


*note: this is a serious artistic inquiry into the validity, or rather, the group's opinion of crappy flashes. if they are frowned upon I won't bother :( i will try srsly if i have the tiem but life is hard

miracle fruit

#1
May 05, 2011, 06:17:36 AM
quality flash was a fad

dont worry nobody does it anymore

SkateboardClock

#3
May 05, 2011, 06:31:05 AM
Quote from: MiraclefruitClock;1819284quality flash was a fad

dont worry nobody does it anymore

fucking sweet.\

*edit what version of flash I shouldpirate I MEAN SPEND 10000USD on

SkateboardClock

#4
May 05, 2011, 06:34:13 AM
Quote from: ampmboot;1819286this is my very best flash
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/507301

i loved the pacing, and the art style/ lack there of but it needed text to speech :( and more primitive grammar good showing tho but dont take my word for it I am a fuckignfuckup

pop-tart

#5
May 05, 2011, 09:20:12 AM
My latest Flash is very artsy and detailed. Won 3 portal awards. Primitive and shitty is just not in my nature.

SkateboardClock

#6
May 05, 2011, 09:40:03 AM
Quote from: Pop-Tart Clock;1819343My latest Flash is very artsy and detailed. Won 3 portal awards. Primitive and shitty is just not in my nature.
that is just too pretentious for me :( :( :( :( YOUR PRODUCTION VALUES R 2 HIGH!

WE HAVE INCOMPATIBLE TASTES IN FLASH SIR

AC Slater

#7
May 05, 2011, 10:20:34 AM
Quote from: MiraclefruitClock;1819284quality flash was a fad

dont worry nobody does it anymore

Psht. Boy I do...when I make movies.

SkateboardClock

#8
May 05, 2011, 10:27:59 AM
Hey guys, what are new grounds time constraints/ file size limit? I want to make a 30-min or more length flash film in the style of such classics as Donald Duck porno (minus its repetitive nature), Pepsi's gun, dbz fat baby, etc. you know talentless garbage

pop-tart

#9
May 05, 2011, 10:28:18 AM
Quote from: Zen Micro Clock;1819366Psht. Boy I do...when I make movies.

Yeah.. when you make movies. What's it been.... a year?

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#10
May 05, 2011, 10:34:06 AM
Quote from: SkateboardClock;1819368Hey guys, what are new grounds time constraints/ file size limit? I want to make a 30-min or more length flash film in the style of such classics as Donald Duck porno (minus its repetitive nature), Pepsi's gun, dbz fat baby, etc. you know talentless garbage

It's 10 MB, If I remember right.
Quote from: PezDispenserclock;1948598Abba, I might not smoke weed, but I experiancing it being hit with a crowbar on a modded TTT server. Flashing colours, screen flipped, screen flying. Yup, I know how it\'s like.

SkateboardClock

#11
May 05, 2011, 10:42:01 AM
Quote from: BlobClock;1819373It's 10 MB, If I remember right.
sweetos thanks:):) i will make my magnum opus with a working title of: "'She Was Waiting For Her Mother At The Station In Torino And You Know I Love You Baby But It's Getting Too Heavy To Laugh: THE MOTION PICTURE' aka 'THE SHIT COCKSHOW' aka 'daddy 'multi-BALONY' aka 'AKA-47:  IS FUNNY (l)' aka 'shuttuu#uuuu'" to be that length

note that is not a series of titles but in fact the title of the work itself

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#12
May 05, 2011, 11:49:48 AM
Don't think that'll fit.
Quote from: PezDispenserclock;1948598Abba, I might not smoke weed, but I experiancing it being hit with a crowbar on a modded TTT server. Flashing colours, screen flipped, screen flying. Yup, I know how it\'s like.

pop-tart

#13
May 05, 2011, 01:23:41 PM
The main ones making 'classic, primitive' flashes today are Tricky and Rob. Though Tricky proved he is actually capable of shit Rob only dreams of doin but has no attention span.

(No offense Rob.. you know I love your stuff... and by stuff, I don't just mean your movies wink wink)

AnkhClock

#14
May 05, 2011, 01:35:06 PM
I can only make low quality flash.


EnglishClock

#15
May 05, 2011, 01:36:19 PM
I haven't contributed to the "spam" scene (:thinknot:) in over a year now, but the last time I did I kinda tried to mix aspects of both.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

pop-tart

#16
May 05, 2011, 02:33:10 PM
Quote from: EnglishClock;1819387I haven't contributed to the "spam" scene (:thinknot:) in over a year now, but the last time I did I kinda tried to mix aspects of both.

Hadn't seen that one... I like it.

Yeah... even my spam is usually a little artsy. Must be a brotha thang.

miracle fruit

#17
May 05, 2011, 02:50:30 PM
Quote from: Pop-Tart Clock;1819384The main ones making 'classic, primitive' flashes today are Tricky and Rob. Though Tricky proved he is actually capable of shit Rob only dreams of doin but has no attention span.

tricky doesnt make classic flash he just gets coauthored in team metalslave bullshit

not that i dont like team metalslave bullshit but i would leave the 'classic' out of the 'classic, primitive' as it resembles the newer age shit group flash such as kitty krew or something rather than the classiness and sophistication of clock crew spam flash

and also this thread is inspiring me, perhaps my first 2011 flash is on its way??

pop-tart

#18
May 05, 2011, 04:41:39 PM
Quote from: MiraclefruitClock;1819394and also this thread is inspiring me, perhaps my first 2011 flash is on its way??

You should. Right now.
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