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Man, 99% of videogames really suck

Farted by Munglai, June 19, 2011, 08:19:29 PM

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Munglai

What a huge void of really dull, mediocre shit the world of videogames is. I just finished playing LA Noire and I thought that it was mostly really good. It had lots of problems but it was involving and unusual. Before that I think the last decent game I played was... Arkham Asylum maybe. I can't think of a game since then I thought was really worthwhile. The next game that looks worth investing any time is is Arkham City. That's pretty pathetic. A good game roughly every 6 months. Videogame companies need to get their shit together.

Munglai

Oh, I didn't play Portal 2 yet but I'm sure it's got to be a pretty good since Valve are pretty much incapable of doing anything wrong.

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besides waiting for that I've just been emulating old SNES games

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SockpuppetClock

better idea: play through games you missed out on that didn't come out this year or last year or whatnot (2001-2007 was a great time period for games)

I've been playing through old adventure games and I'm completely content

TequilaClock

Quote from: SockpuppetClock;1828084better idea: play through games you missed out on that didn't come out this year or last year or whatnot (2001-2007 was a great time period for games)

I've been playing through old adventure games and I'm completely content

i pretty much do this, I've been spending the latest months getting GameCube games to fll out on what I missed from the past generation.

Munglai

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For me that's pretty much the epitome of uncreative game making. The fact that game lovers lap it up makes it even worse.

Quote from: RibsClock;1828085bla bla bla

I'm talking by game designer standards I guess. Most games companies don't make a single good decision in their entire lifespan.

Quote from: SockpuppetClock;1828084better idea: play through games you missed out on that didn't come out this year or last year or whatnot (2001-2007 was a great time period for games)

I've been playing through old adventure games and I'm completely content

Got any suggestions? I've had a look back a couple of times and I don't feel like I missed out on a whole lot.

Thor

Fighting Games are in a golden age right now, if you're into that sort of thing.

Quote from: Munglai;1828169Got any suggestions? I've had a look back a couple of times and I don't feel like I missed out on a whole lot.

If you want to find some really good games easily just go to a game review website and track down their "top scores of all time" for various consoles.

Of course there's going to be some bullshit up there too but looking at IGNs top PS3 games I see such masterpieces as Metal Gear Solid 4, Red Dead Redemption, GTA 4, Portal 2, and Uncharted 2, all great games well worth a play.
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Munglai

Quote from: Thor;1828172Fighting Games are in a golden age right now, if you're into that sort of thing.


 
If you want to find some really good games easily just go to a game review website and track down their "top scores of all time" for various consoles.

Of course there's going to be some bullshit up there too but looking at IGNs top PS3 games I see such masterpieces as Metal Gear Solid 4, Red Dead Redemption, GTA 4, Portal 2, and Uncharted 2, all great games well worth a play.

I used to love fighting games but I'm a bit bored of them now. I've played all the games you mentioned there. Everything I haven't played in the top 10 lists just seem to be reiterations of Halo or Call of Duty.

TequilaClock

Munglai i think you just don't like video games, like, at all.

Thor

Quote from: Munglai;1828178I used to love fighting games but I'm a bit bored of them now. I've played all the games you mentioned there. Everything I haven't played in the top 10 lists just seem to be reiterations of Halo or Call of Duty.

Suggesting specific games is probably a bad idea since I have no idea what you like or what you've already played, but  I assure you there ARE still good games out there, and they're still coming out. You just may have to do some research to separate the wheat from the chaff

Avoiding FPS games is a good way to expedite the process these days.
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To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

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YoYoClock

video games are going the way of films and music in that the stuff that is thrust into our faces 24 hours a day is often the worst stuff

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Quote from: pop-tart clock;1905428I think yoyo is the best one.

Sinister Clock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1828087i pretty much do this, I've been spending the latest months getting GameCube games to fll out on what I missed from the past generation.

Thirding this, I've just finished Luigi's Mansion and I'm now just playing through God Hand on an emulator. These games own hard.

Also I have a PS2 and gamecube controller with a USB adapter so it's like I'm playing a HD PS2 or Gamecube.

Munglai

Quote from: YoYoClock;1828197video games are going the way of films and music in that the stuff that is thrust into our faces 24 hours a day is often the worst stuff

Nah, the range of videogames is much much smaller than films or music. Even most indie games seem to be pretty desperate. Loads of zombies and internet jokes. God damn.


Quote from: TequilaClock;1828184Munglai i think you just don't like video games, like, at all.

I like them a lot in theory, they just need to outgrow their pandering to teenage boys phase.

I'm just annoyed because LA Noire put me in the mood for more games and I can't find anything decent.

Sinister Clock

Playing games when I was 12 was way better than playing games now. I would put up with a whole bunch of shit and still have way more fun.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: Munglai;1828200Nah, the range of videogames is much much smaller than films or music. Even most indie games seem to be pretty desperate. Loads of zombies and internet jokes. God damn.



 
I like them a lot in theory, they just need to outgrow their pandering to teenage boys phase.

I'm just annoyed because LA Noire put me in the mood for more games and I can't find anything decent.
Well there's always Phoenix Wright if you liked the interrogation parts of LA Noire. I can't remember if you've played those or not.

BluezombieClock

Dont know if you're into open world power fantasy games, but inFamous 2 is keeping me hella busy

If you liked l.a noire, you might like Hotel dusk on the DS. Its kinda similar
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