CC Spam Novel

[SchoolClock]

I did get a chuckle out of the fact that you made a point to say that specifically in the clockopedia

In where? The Wiki?

If there's something I'm (in)famous for, I must remind everyone about it

[I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I]

The lyrics to Fresh Prince Of Belair.

[Silly Putty Clock]

"FUCK YOU DAN" Screamed Bill.
"FUCK YOU BILL" Dan screamed back.
Their naked bodies smashed against each other in the sand. Bill threw Dan to the ground, where a crab promptly crawled threw his anus and began pinching his large intestine.
"GOD DAMN IT" Dan yelled. "YOU BITCH"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOU DAAAAAAAAAAAAN" Bill hollered as he made an incision in Dans left nipple with a piece of dull drift wood.
Dan promptly grabbed a rock (about 7 inches in diameter) and smashed it repeatedly into Bills testicals.
"MMPH" Bill grunted angrily 7 times.
"I WILL DESTROOOOOOOOOOY YOOOOOOOOOOU" Dan screamed as he lifted Bill's eyelid and inserted his penis under the eyelid, past his eye and into Bill's skull.
"YOU.SHALL. NOT. SKULL. FUCK. MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Bill shouted out between Dan's thrusting.
Bill inserted his finger into the previously made incision under Dan's nipple. He hoisted him above his head, Dan's penis slipping out of Bill's eye. Bill stared the into Dan's eyes, as he held him in the air with one hand and masturbated with the other.
At that very moment, a large seagull flew by and landed a large turd into Bill's non-fucked eye.
"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT" Bill screamed losing his grip on Dan.
"YOU GOD DAMN CUNT NUGGET" Dan emited a blood curdling scream as he broke Bill's toes with an extremely heavy dildo.
"yeeeeeees" Bill whispered.
They stared down each other as they slit each others wrists. They used as much blood as they could to lubricate their hands, which they promptly masturbated with.
They both came at the exact same time, into each others hair, in a perfect arc.
"FAGGOT" Bill said. "I LOVE YOU"

Blood is a coagulant and therefore makes a horrible lubricant. Suspension of disbelief = RUINED.

[BilliardBall10]

well, i dont know about this... what it is about?

PM me, should i contribute somehow, in it?
and if so, how?

i am the GRAND DUKE OF SPAM. in clock-crew.
will this be paper-back, or an e-booklet version?

[SchnozzberryClock]

We need some Choose Your Own Adventures in there.

If you would like to feed the Nomble, turn to page 7.

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

I'm not getting any of this

[SchnozzberryClock]

Something we could all work on could be a GARGANTUAN propaganda speech in the vain of fun question mark, taking up several pages.

I already kicked it off:

STRAWBERRY CLOCK IS KING OF THE PORTAL. YOU WILL OBEY STRAWBERRY CLOCK. STRAWBERRY CLOCK HAS AUTHORED SUCH FLASH MASTERPIECES AS ââ,¬ËœDONALD DUCK PORNOââ,¬â,,¢ AND ââ,¬ËœHOW DA BITCH STOLE XMASââ,¬â,,¢. YOU WILL VOTE FIVE ON THESE MOVIES. YOU WILL VOTE FIVE ON ALL STRAWBERRY CLOCK MOVIES. FAILURE TO VOTE FIVE ON ALL STRAWBERRY CLOCK MOVIES WILL RESULT IN YOUR DESTRUCTION AT THE HAND OF STRAWBERRY CLOCK. STRAWBERRY CLOCK IS THE GREATEST ARTIST WHO EVER HAS AND EVER WILL LIVE. IF ALL OTHER HISTORICALLY REMARKABLE ARTISTS WERE TO CHALLENGE STRAWBERRY CLOCK, STRAWBERRY CLOCK WOULD WIN. STRAWBERRY CLOCK IS JUST AND RIGHT. STRAWBERRY CLOCK CHERISHES ALL LIFE THAT STRAWBERRY CLOCK DEEMS WORTHY. EXAMPLES OF LIFE THAT STRAWBERRY CLOCK DOES NOT DEEM WORTHY INCLUDE STAG BEETLES, NAKED MOLE RATS, CARROT CLOCK, BELGIANS, AND ALL WHO DEFY STRAWBERRY CLOCK. SUCH THINGS WILL BE ERADICATED WITH GREAT IMPUNITY BY STRAWBERRY CLOCK.

Thoughts?

[Topcatyo]

Forward by BB10.

[WrenchClock]

Forward by BB10.

Please let this happen