Lyme disease is god's way of slowly killing hicks

[Pube Carville]

That's right, I said it. Y'all backwoods bible thumbers getting smote by your own god for not even reading the word right. Wheres it say in the bible "Vote Republican?" Y'all deserve your hick diseases. And don't tell me Louisiana folks is hicks. I got more mixin' than Granny's gumbo. Y'all a bunch of inbred tick ridden suckers, and I hope you get colon cancer.

[Pube Carville]

Right wing conspiracy right hmeah.

[WiiClock]

Bill Hicks?

[d u m p y]

Bill Hicks?

lolhai

[Pube OReilly]

Again the Liberal Media is willing to skew anything to their favor.

Of course these liberal hypocrites are all up in arms when people say AIDS is God's punishment on the heathen liberals for all their gay sex and the ACLU wanting a national pedophile day, but are now throwing racial slurs and hate-mongering towards responsible, fiscal conservatives, simply for their desire to uphold the founding fathers' vision.

[Pube Carville]

I hope god gives Dick Cheney another heart attack you closet case guilty faggot.

[Pube Glenn Beck]

I hope Obama gets AIDS from his gay kenyan jungle ape socialist lover. Oh wait that's his wife?

[Pube Carville]

Why don't you tea party freaks go choke on a pretzel? By the way, even though you support Israel the jews still think you're a cunt.

[SockpuppetClock]

Lyme disease sounds delicious

[d u m p y]

sorry but this thread is now the official Bill Hicks Appreciation Thread.

[Pube Carville]

sorry but this thread is now the official Bill Hicks Appreciation Thread.

Killed by George HW Bush for being a threat to his right wing agenda.

[Pube OReilly]

I hope god gives Dick Cheney another heart attack you closet case guilty faggot.

Yes yes continue to spew your liberal homophobic hate speech, the liberal media showing its true colors as the position of the racist, sexist, homophobic, child-killing, socialist big brother state using the taxpayer's money to fund the marxist flag-and-bible burning, child molesting, family-values sodomizing ideology of the fascist liberal state.

And God gave Dick Cheney all those heart attacks to show the world the fine engineering of American robot hearts and American-farmed pig heart valves. Good old fashioned American pork is both the cause and the solution!

[d u m p y]

[Pube Carville]

What we need to do is start a food stamp program where all you can buy is kale, seaweed, and vitamin water zero. That's how Bill Clinton stopped himself from getting all his heart attacks. We need to start telling people what to eat, because they clearly can't think for themselves. I think we're going in the right direction by telling folks they're fat. Maybe if they feel guilty enough they'll get really depressed and stop eating. We could all live to be 500 if we follow that diet. It's scientifically proven.

[d u m p y]

[Someone in the crowd yells "Freebird"] Please quit yelling that. It's not funny, it's not clever; it's stupid, it's repetitive, why the fuck would you continue to yell that? I'm serious. [The same man yells something back] "Kevin Matthews"; okay, what does that mean, now? Now, what does it mean? I understand where it comes from, so do you. Now, what does it all mean? What is the culmination of yelling that? [The same man yells back again] Jimmy Shorts: he's not here, he's not gonna be here. Now what? Now where are we? We're here at you interrupting me again, you fucking idiot. That's you. You see, we are here at the same point again where you, the fucking peon masses, can once again ruin anyone who tries to do anything because you don't know how to do it on your own! That's where we're fucking at! Once again the useless wastes of fucking flesh that has ruined everything good in this goddamn world! That's where we're at. Hitler had the right idea! he was just an underachiever! Kill 'em all, Adolf! All of 'em! Jew, Mexican, American, White, kill 'em all! Start over! The experiment didn't work! Rain 40 days, please fucking rain to wash these turds off my fucking life! Wash these human wastes of flesh and bone off this planet! I pray to you, God, to kill these fucking people! [Someone yells out "Freebird" once more] Freebird. [Falls back] And in the beginning there was the word, Freebird. And Freebird would be yelled throughout the centuries. Freebird, the mantra of the moron.

[d u m p y]

i win