Attn Democrats

Pube Glenn Beck · August 25, 2011, 03:51:18 PM

How does it feel to know that with Obama being president we have officially LOST the cold war and are now a socialist state? The russians won, after all these years. And they didn't even have to nuke us. All they needed was a goddamn liberal monkey to spout off crap about "change". What change has he brought us? Taxes? Healthcare nobody WANTS? Yet MORE mexicans jumping the border? Bah, by the end of his presidency we'll be speaking some horrible mix of russian and spanish and our kids will be able to watch porn on nickelodeon.

d u m p y · August 25, 2011, 03:52:27 PM

yeah this is funny

PowerGloveClock · August 25, 2011, 03:54:45 PM

i want to watch porn on nickelodeon.

sorry i got shit on your dick doug HONK HONK

AstronautClock · August 25, 2011, 03:54:58 PM

AA+ ahahaha

AbsintheClock · August 25, 2011, 03:56:54 PM

God I hope they do a porn version of I Love Lucy. Fucking love redheads.

Pube Carville · August 25, 2011, 03:57:27 PM

It's proven learning as many languages as possible at a young age makes kids smarter. That's why I've got my children learning 12 languages. Sure, she can hardly speak her own native tongue but she's showing that she's already got more intelligence than the other kids. For an example, when we went to McDonalds (Satan Burger) she chose the apples over the french fries. And our little friend Javier does a great job with our lawn.

Pube OReilly · August 25, 2011, 04:32:38 PM

Apples shouldn't be eaten raw, they should be made into pies and brewed into hard cider like our forefathers intended, not munched like a pot-wearing pot-smoking drifter

Pube Carville · August 25, 2011, 04:37:19 PM

I think you got a grease stain there on your tie fatty.

Pube OReilly · August 25, 2011, 04:40:22 PM

Quote from: Pube Carville;1844168I think you got a grease stain there on your tie fatty.

Everyone you've ever talked to has a grease stain on them because of your filthy swamp slop you call food.

And at least I wear a tie instead of a dshiki patterned with hammers and sickles

Pube Carville · August 25, 2011, 04:42:54 PM

Don't you talk bad about my momma's gumbo you irish drunk bastard. Why don't you go punch your wife for not cleaning the dishes right again? You only need a stick smaller than your thumb to make it ok.

Pube OReilly · August 25, 2011, 04:54:19 PM

Quote from: Pube Carville;1844178Don't you talk bad about my momma's gumbo you irish drunk bastard. Why don't you go punch your wife for not cleaning the dishes right again? You only need a stick smaller than your thumb to make it ok.

No wonder your wife never does dishes, skeletor, clearly you can't find a stick thin enough to fit the criteria. Maybe it's better you just skip the middle man and put the rancid okra straight in a bedpan.

Pube Carville · August 25, 2011, 04:55:48 PM

I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over the flatulence of your cancer ridden colon. Oh that's your mouth? You should really quit dipping.

Pube OReilly · August 25, 2011, 04:58:27 PM

The only reason you can't understand me is because I'm speaking proper American english, not your french-fried moonshine-slurred toothless swamp gibberish

patriotclock · August 25, 2011, 11:28:48 PM

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HeinekenClock · August 26, 2011, 07:38:14 AM

Quote from: NINTY;1844391rednecks for obama

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