Girl With No Taste

[AMPEEEM]

So my buddy has this girlfriend who can't smell, right? She knows this, everyone knows this. It's great because I don't have to shower when they come over because my friend doesn't care, and she can't care.

Everyone has questions for her to answer, and a main one is "Can you taste?" and she always says, "Yes, of course I can" but my friend and I weren't so sure.

One day he is hanging with her and gets and some garlic pizza. She doesn't know its garlic pizza. And when she eats it, she still thinks its just pizza. He asks her, "Taste the garlic in this?" "No, theres garlic in this?" "Yes, all over it" and then she fucking says "Oh, well, thats fine, garlic is one of those tastes thats really hard to pick up, anyway," and my friend is like "No, no it isn't," She's been pretty fucked up ever since.

[HeinekenClock]

You needed to know this so bad you had to try it out instead of letting her think she has a normal sense of taste?

[I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I]

deja vu man. did you already post this??

[miracle fruit]

i had a 'friend' in highschool, brendan, had no taste or smell whatsoever. everyone knew as well. every lunchtime he would complain about getting no name brand gatorade knockoffs or w/e and everyone would laugh at him like why the fuck do you even care

he got annoying so one time at a party somebody tried to trick him into taking a shooter of gasoline

i didnt get the details but it didn't work
i think somebody ratted

[Slurpee]

i know a girl with no taste shes really into dubstep

[BluezombieClock]

i know a girl with no taste shes really into dubstep

LMAO

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

i know a girl with no taste shes really into dubstep

[BluezombieClock]

[DWARFINATORclock]

i know a girl with no taste shes really into dubstep

oh u

[Sinister Clock]

You needed to know this so bad you had to try it out instead of letting her think she has a normal sense of taste?

You act as if she's gonna be scarred for life now that she knows she doesn't have a normal sense of taste.

[Sinister Clock]

I know a girl with no nose.

how does she smell

terrible.

[BluezombieClock]

I know a girl with no nose.

how does she smell

terrible.

I always find it pretty depressing when I see someone who lost his/her nose. It's the one part of the body that keeps you from looking like an alien.

[BoomStick Clock]

but they can then cosplay as the red skull from captain america!

[Slurpee]

You act as if she's gonna be scarred for life now that she knows she doesn't have a normal sense of taste.

maybe that's how she found out her parents have been lying to her

[AMPEEEM]

You act as if she's gonna be scarred for life now that she knows she doesn't have a normal sense of taste.

She is pretty pissed.

[Sinister Clock]

I always find it pretty depressing when I see someone who lost his/her nose. It's the one part of the body that keeps you from looking like an alien.

I can't imagine a prosthetic nose would be that hard to make look realistic, and with a hot glue gun it's basically like a normal nose anyway.

[Kodiakclock]

ampm

for all your asshole needs

[AMPEEEM]

ampm

for all your asshole needs

stfu n00b

[Zeffy]

Should of put anchovy fillets on the pizza.

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

this means she would be ok with cleveland steamers right?