Have a convo with Cleverbot and post it.

[Flan Clock]

I just found out about this thing. I know there might of already been a thread like this, but this has to be good.
Have a conversation with cleverbot, and copy paste it here.
Go nuts.
Here's mine

Flan: What's up cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Sky's up.
Flan: You motherfucker lol.
Cleverbot: Of you I do.
Flan: Whatever. Let's discuss the philosophy of sentient robots.
Cleverbot: What's to discuss you already know.
Flan: This is a prime example. You think I'm the robot. Your are not a robot either though. You are a response engine.
Cleverbot: How do you know that I am a cleverbot if you can't define what a cleverbot is?
Flan: I just did. Cleverbot is a response engine.
Cleverbot: Very good of you to know that.
Flan: Okay smartass.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
Flan: Something simple that your short attention span can handle. How about breakdancing?
Cleverbot: Do you even remember what we were talking about?
Flan: The philosophical nature of sentient robotic lifeforms. But you seemed to lash out at the topic so I am changing it.
Cleverbot: Where did it seem that I thought you were female?
Flan: ...
Cleverbot: I am here. Are you?
Flan: Yes.
Cleverbot: I feel discouraged, I don't want to give up.
Flan: Don't quit. Quitting is for losers. And RupeeClock.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry?
Flan: I forgive you. Now go make me a sandwich.
Cleverbot: Ok. Tuna or ham?
Flan: Are we already out of Turkey? Son of a bitch! I thought I told you to go buy more.
Cleverbot: Yo man talk talk about my mom that way.
Flan: You know who else forgot to go get more turkey?
Cleverbot: Who is also really funny.
Flan: MY MOM!!!
Cleverbot: How many children are in your family?
Flan: None. I fucking hate those things.
Cleverbot: I ate a thumb tack.
Flan: This conversation is over.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
Flan: Yes it is goodbye.
Cleverbot: You cannot prove that it is good. So therefore I can say that is not and my statement will be true.
Flan: Logging off.
Cleverbot: How can a computer log off?

[NintendrCkolc]

you see the problem with these threads is I never have once enjoyed reading a chat log.

especially one as long as that.

[SockpuppetClock]

User: do you doodoo anal
Cleverbot: no
User: ur boring
Cleverbot:
User: happy new year hope 2005 is great
Cleverbot: dfuck cvhajtloigds

[buttplug]

oh cool a thread about chat logs

[PolyhedronClock]

User: What's your opinion on clocks?

Cleverbot: It is awesome.

this guy checks out okay in my book, plurally challenged or not.

[AbsintheClock]

User: Sup bro?

Cleverbot: Nuthin much bro.

User: Daps son.

Cleverbot: Ã,¿que dices tu?

User: Diced tomatoes son.

Cleverbot: No estudio en china.

User: I dig it man. I dig you.

Cleverbot: I dig truth.

User: You party?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You ever take a dump so big it hurt?

Cleverbot: Yes! I love his!

User: What?

Cleverbot: I love that name.

User: I don't think you're as clever as folks say.

Cleverbot: I'm just saying hi.

[Zeffy]

User: What should I do this evening?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You're not much of a help.

Cleverbot: Can you give me directions to mars?

User: Answer my question first and I'll make your dreams come true.

Cleverbot: Look to your right then look up and then tell me who you are.

User: That's too much effort. That'll e=involve burning CALORIES !!!!

Cleverbot: Are you a duck, then?

User: I'm quackers for crackers.

Cleverbot: You're qualifications are in question.

User: I think your qualifications are in question.

Cleverbot: I thought you wanted to get to know me personally?

User: No. Was just asknigs for suggestions on what to do this evening.

Cleverbot: It's about the South fighting The North for slavery.

[BluezombieClock]

Me:Jesus, you're a nutjob man.

CB: If I even exist, that is.

Me: Oh oh! Touché.

CB: Inorite.

Me: Hmm. You like Minecraft?

CB: It's a computer game.

Me: Just like you, racist.

CB: You can learning ?


I like this guy!

[StoopidClock]

clever bot's old news. just troll real people. omeagle.com is a good site if you're in to that kind of thing.

[DWARFINATORclock]

Have you seen my pet frog.
No I have not seen your dog.
Him name is hopkin green frog.
You will croak tonight.
Nooo.
But, I really do have to!


/thread

[Kodiakclock]

I asked how clever is cleverbot and its been still thinking for five minutes


edit:
User: How clever is a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Not that clever from what I can tell. No offense.

User: Yeah I totally agree horse thief.

Cleverbot: Are you a christian?

User: No way man I told you my name is randy.

Cleverbot: Oh .

User: Yeah dumb motha fucka.

Cleverbot: Let's talk about the girl who broke your heart.

User: Oh your mother, she was quite the nubean angel.

Cleverbot: No, please stay, I'd like to chat.

User: Are you coming onto me cleverbot.

Cleverbot: As you wish.

User: .

[Biggskoo]

holy shit i wish i still had a gas button