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2020 Dec 02 14:35:05
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
PannacottaClock:
2020 Dec 02 12:19:06
daughter feel my bicep
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2020 Nov 30 08:08:05
impeach VCR
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2020 Nov 29 20:30:33
Why won't this thing work
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2020 Nov 28 12:21:44
I BESEECH THEE NOBLE FOWL OF THE FOREST BY THE AMULET OF YENDOR I BID THEE STRIKE THIS FISHY VAGRANT DOWN
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2020 Nov 28 12:21:02
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2020 Nov 27 19:57:53
no :o
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2020 Nov 27 18:13:23
ayo shut the hell up this dude eating beans
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2020 Nov 27 12:45:17
shout box more like shit box
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2020 Nov 21 14:49:31
Krom laughs at your four winds. Laughs from his mountain.

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The holiday hits keep coming! Spearheaded (and primarily animated) by your friend and mine, the ever loving, ever talented, ever beautiful, Pop-TartClock; Pass The Gravy II has arrived and the critics are raving!

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Greetings Clocks and Clockfriends!

Wow. 2020 is certainly proving to be the most unearthly year of our short lives.

A worldwide pandemic. Civil unrest. Political polarization. How we respond as compassionate beings during these "uncertain times" will shape the world stage for generations to come.

So what can you do to help? Make Clock Day movies, of course!

Yes friends, it is that time again. Time to celebrate the birthday of the longest running Flash and animation troupe on the internet. [citation needed]

For the Antifa K-Pop TikTok kids who have stumbled here looking to cancel Flounderman for taking his mask off at Cosco's, August 15th marks the 19th anniversary of Strawberry Clock's B. We will once again commemorate this monumental event by flooding the Newgrounds Portal with half-assed content that only we find amusing. It's what we do.

We will be releasing our newest collaborated effort, Pass The Spam III. It features new and veteran clock artists, some who we haven't seen in years. Exciting!!

Spam King Redbook has designed this cool logo for you to put in your creations.

We have a couple of clocks working on Clock Day skins for Newgrounds, and we will unveil the chosen design very soon.

I'm sure medals will be awarded, and I'm sure K-9 will start making them as soon as he reads this.

So to the artists contributing to this holy day of distraction from reality, make haste and make waste. The StrawberryClock is ticking.

To the fans and friends who support us on this day and year round, we love you all!




Greetings Clocks and Clockfriends!

Wow. 2020 is certainly proving to be the most unearthly year of our short lives.

A worldwide pandemic. Civil unrest. Political polarization. How we respond as compassionate beings during these "uncertain times" will shape the world stage for generations to come.

So what can you do to help? Make Clock Day movies, of course!

Yes friends, it is that time again. Time to celebrate the birthday of the longest running Flash and animation troupe on the internet. [citation needed]

For the Antifa K-Pop TikTok kids who have stumbled here looking to cancel Flounderman for taking his mask off at Cosco's, August 15th marks the 19th anniversary of Strawberry Clock's B. We will once again commemorate this monumental event by flooding the Newgrounds Portal with half-assed content that only we find amusing. It's what we do.

We will be releasing our newest collaborated effort, Pass The Spam III. It features new and veteran clock artists, some who we haven't seen in years. Exciting!!

Spam King Redbook has designed this cool logo for you to put in your creations.

We have a couple of clocks working on Clock Day skins for Newgrounds, and we will unveil the chosen design very soon.

I'm sure medals will be awarded, and I'm sure K-9 will start making them as soon as he reads this.

So to the artists contributing to this holy day of distraction from reality, make haste and make waste. The StrawberryClock is ticking.

To the fans and friends who support us on this day and year round, we love you all!




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Culvers Review The second PART!!
by NintendoClock

I dont understnad.

I simply. Dont. Understand.

I was going to save the second part of my review for until after I was able to secure a Kids Meal from the Culver's. YET AGAIN I went all the way to Culver's and got nothing but ATTITUDE and NO KIDS MEAL.

The first problem was the door. It was closed. Locked. I knocked. They wouldn't even let me in. I thought of calling the police, but I know a thing or two about Law Enforcement, so I cased the joint and found a window open at the drive thru. I knocked on that. The window opened, and inside there was a man wearing a mask. I asked him if he was a robber. He said no. "Well if you have nothing to hide why are you wearing a mask then," I deduced. He said why wasn't I wearing a mask. First of all, buddy, I have nothing to hide. Second of all, how am I supposed to eat hamburger with a mask on. Speaking of which, I want a kids meal. This guy literally wouldn't take my order. He pointed to a guy in a car that had stopped in front of me and said THAT GUY was first. Like how?? He wasn't even at the window dude. Don't you work here???

The window guy stopped talking to me and shut the window. I wasn't done talking, but the guy in the car started honking at me, and I'd left my service revolver in my car. By now I was too mad to order anyway. How could they treat me with such disrespect? Well, they won't see any of my business until they decide to treat me like a human being.

Yours until Hamburger Heaven,
NintendoClock
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