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#1
Necrapolis / is TARDISclock taken?
April 30, 2010, 10:12:25 AM
Quote from: TardisClock;1747718It's taken

well i could always be monstermunchclock now.
#2
Necrapolis / is TARDISclock taken?
April 29, 2010, 04:09:35 PM
but i want TARDISclock. plus i know that homersimpclock is taken.
#3
Necrapolis / is TARDISclock taken?
April 29, 2010, 04:07:37 PM
i wanna change my name to something im going to want to stick with an i wanna know if TARDISclock is taken. i couldnt find it in the member list, but im looking for a second confirmation so i dont get yelled at later. Thanks.
#4
Entertainment / Unknown sequels to well known movies
February 22, 2010, 03:57:04 PM
Aladdin 4: Jafar  May Need Glasses

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdxQLB7RjbI


(User was banned for this post; Reason: i dont think so buddy)
#5
General Discussion / What does your name mean?
February 22, 2010, 03:51:51 PM
My name is NATHAN

Gendre: Male
Origin: Hebrew
Meaning: He Gave/Gift
#6
Mrs. McGruder's House / my new posters.
February 21, 2010, 08:30:25 PM
Quote from: Yori;1732434get out

agreed. GTFO n00b
#7
Mrs. McGruder's House / my new posters.
February 21, 2010, 12:19:22 PM
i just got a hendrix poster thats pretty awesome.
#8
Necrapolis / two haitians walk into a bar
February 21, 2010, 11:29:44 AM
Quote from: Armistan Banes;1732382His burns burn with the intensity of a thousand chemical fires.

only a thousand huh? dam, i expected the hollows of his skull would capture enough oxygen to make small explosion;.
#9
the movie looks amazing i cant wait until i finally go see it. leonardo dicaprio is such a great actor.
#10
General Discussion / You guys are gay
February 21, 2010, 11:25:04 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN CONDOM;1732293
  • Gay people are not straight.
  • Therefore, double gay people are double not straight.
  • This makes them not not straight.
  • That's a double negative.
  • Therefore, double gay people are straight.
Q.E.D. BRO

thank you for your evidence against double-gay-straight people.
#11
Mrs. McGruder's House / Best pokemon starter???
February 20, 2010, 07:36:52 PM
Quote from: MYSTERY FIRST COME HERO;1732243No I meant Fire Spin is quite useless.

yeah, but it looks fancy as shit.
#12
General Discussion / You guys are gay
February 20, 2010, 07:36:06 PM
#13
General Discussion / You guys are gay
February 20, 2010, 07:35:02 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1732099I don't know how to break this to you but 1 plus 1 isn't zero

if you apply a positive attribute qualifier twice- a fat, fat man- you picture a very fat man.
if you apply a negative qualifier twice- not, not fat- that means fat.

what system of logic are you applying to the quality of being gay, that using it twice means the opposite, but doesn't operate on the assumption that being gay is a negative?

yes. the double negative was just the first way i could think of to explain it in the 10 seconds i sent writing the post. but in my way of logic it is what your thinking of when you said "that using it twice means the opposite, but doesn't operate on  the assumption that being gay is a negative" but never mind. if its confusing maybe it belongs in the twilight zone.
#14
Mrs. McGruder's House / Best pokemon starter???
February 20, 2010, 07:32:29 PM
Quote from: MYSTERY FIRST COME HERO;1732239Fire Spin? Really?

yeah, and at level 46 he gets flamethrower which in my opinion is better than fire spin and should be achieved after getting fire spin.
#15
Necrapolis / two haitians walk into a bar
February 20, 2010, 07:31:02 PM
Quote from: cccc;1732226The only ironic thing about it

you wanna know irony, getting clubbed in he face with a bottle of Johnsons no tears baby oil.
#16
Mrs. McGruder's House / Best pokemon starter???
February 20, 2010, 07:29:38 PM
yes but at level 55 charizard gets fire spin which pwns n00b ass.
#17
Mrs. McGruder's House / Best pokemon starter???
February 20, 2010, 06:17:44 PM
i used cloning glitch and started with all 3. pwned.
#18
Necrapolis / two haitians walk into a bar
February 20, 2010, 06:15:53 PM
Quote from: cccc;1732195It's like raiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin on your wedding day.
It's a freee riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide when you've already paid.
It's the good adviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice that you just didn't take.
And who would've thought it figuuuuuuuuuuuuuuures?

should i even ask?
#19
Necrapolis / two haitians walk into a bar
February 20, 2010, 05:10:42 PM
want a hear joke that i think is so terrible and a little piece of me died when i heard it?

have you ever had Ethiopian food? neither have they.

but seriously. thats not funny.
#20
Necrapolis / two haitians walk into a bar
February 20, 2010, 05:09:41 PM
Quote from: cccc;1732180so a seal walks into a club

last time i heard that i laughed so hard i fell of my dinosaur.