Actually, I think I'd prefer something in brown, now that I think about it.

Wow, Satanist is such a weirdo, he got his own username format. No clockfriend, clock, babyface...just HELP.

And his name's a funky shade of yellow, even. WHY CAN'T I CHANGE MY NAME COLOR DANGIT?! I WANT YELLOW NAME TOO

ARGGHHH!!! Now I remember who Eric Idle is, yeah! One of the Monty Python guys! I'd just forgotten that that was his name... because I did recognize the name, I just couldn't remember who it belonged to...

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QuoteEric Idle 1 vote

I can't even remember who Eric Idle is... :/

You know, you could just use the teleporter to teleport yourself back to earth. Of course, it would be a hollow victory, really. But then again, almost anything would be better than just letting this thread die...

Quote from: CorpseGrinderClocksay "HI COWBOY CURTISS!"

Hahaha, perfect. I was just watching a rerun of Pee-Wee's Playhouse about a month ago, I hadn't seen it since I was like ten years old, and Cowboy Curtis came in. And I think to myself, damn, that guy sure looks familiar... hold on...
OH MY GOD, MORPHEUS IS IN PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE!
It all makes sense now! The living inanimate objects... the talking animals... the bizarre variety of people who live in Pee-Wee's neighborhood... it's only possible because THEY'RE IN A COMPUTER PROGRAM! It's like the Matrix, except crazy! And Morpheus makes sure the Machines and Agents don't find out about it by disguising himself as Cowboy Curtis! And Pee-Wee is actually the next Neo! And the grapkl harti aewwq asdafsaafsasdfafssddddafs

...

Ahem. Anyways, tell him that you know kung fu.

Quote from: Carlin_ClockTry and detach the crummy looking robot while still having him work, and put him in the shuttle, he can probably help you run the thing.

No he can't, you blinded him. Maybe you could try washing off his eye in the bathroom...provided you can get him there.

Let's see what's behind DOOR NUMBER ONE!

And it's a BRAND NEW CAR! ...No, probably not. Just go through door 1.

The Ragin' Asian

Vanilla Ice Cream

Since your spacesuit apparently belonged to the late Captain Coolbus, look through your pockets for the key to the spaceship.

Also, speaking of space AIDS, do another little dance and summon the ghost of Ray Charles again, then ask him why he gave you a needle full of space AIDS instead of heroin. What the hell is he trying to do, kill you?

Go see what the Crude Robot is doing. Put on the helmet just in case he's angry at Morgan for blinding him; that way he won't recognize you. If he's angry at you, pretend you're not Morgan.

Quote from: Robot StephanieMorgan.exe doesn't have Morgan's memories, computers don't work like that in space ok.

Oh, I see. Computers don't work like that in space. That makes perfect sense. Wait, no, it doesn't. But I guess that doesn't really matter as long as he has free will.
But even without Morgan's memories, Morgan.exe  still at least has Morgan's basic personality and behaviors, right?

Quote from: Robot StephanieWell he's either a digital duplicate that acts as Morgan's link to the digital world or a unique Morgan based AI creature who can do what he likes, in which case he isn't exactly like Morgan and also probably will want to go off and experience all the things that Morgan has done because he's jealous.

Well, if he's really a duplicate of Morgan in the AI creature sense, wouldn't that mean he would have all of Morgan's memories and behavioral characteristics? There's not really anything else you can copy; since digital beings have no real body, an AI duplicate of someone would simply be an AI creature who behaves like the person. So Morgan.exe has already experienced (or remembers the experiences of) what Morgan Freeman did. As he experiences more things which the real Morgan Freeman does not(for example, turning into a cleaning droid), he will slowly develop a personality of his own, which is much like Morgan Freeman's but not exactly identical.

So I see no reason why he would be jealous, or why he would want to go off. Yes, he can still do what he likes, but he will do what Morgan Freeman  likes, because, technically, he is Morgan Freeman.

Oh yeah, and have Morgan Freeman put on the space suit.

Quote from: Robot StephanieOk well he can do what he likes but right now you're controlling him because he's liable to run off and do something not useful otherwise.

HOORAY!  

Wait, why would he run off and do something not useful? I guess Morgan Freeman isn't the kind of person who would respect the original person he was cloned from, then.

"Clone! Fetch me my slippers!"
"If I was the original and you were the clone, would YOU fetch MY slippers?"
"Well, no..."
"Well then, neither will I!"

Oh well. He just wants to be free to choose his own fate, that's all! It's what every person wants...well, most people, anyway.

Ahem...

Quote from: Robot StephanieYou use your +4 axe to hack into the system and make a digital duplicate of yourself.

Quote from: Robot Stephanie... no, wait, Robot Stephanie never posted thisYou use your +4 axe to hack into the system and make a program which serves as a conduit through which you can access cyberspace.

Morgan.exe is the master of his own destiny! He is no mere puppet! Please just acknowledge this fact!

Please! Do it for the children!

Blah blah Morgan.exe is an individual blah blah...oops.

Quote from: CorpsegrinderClockYou were able to high five morgan.exe though....


alas such a joyous union is never destined again


I weep for the world, where two morgans cannot express their love

Corpsegrinder, you may have saved the world from such a grievous fate by posting this. By pointing out the fact that you were able to high-five Morgan.exe, you've shown that Morgan.exe isn't just a computer program under your control, he's an independent digital entity. Also, he's more than just a clone, he's an exact copy of Morgan Freeman, complete with Morgan's memories, behaviors, and all other things that make a person unique...except that he's no longer unique, because there are now two Morgan Freemans: A physical one and a computerized one. As Morgan.exe goes through life, however, he will experience new things which Morgan Freeman does not, leading him to develop his own distinct personality and identity which is similar but not identical to Morgan Freeman's.

Anyways, in simple non-metaphysical terms, Morgan.exe isn't just some remote-controlled computer program, he's an actual person, albeit a cyberspace-dwelling one. So you should be able to just ask him to do stuff and he will oblige, as long as Morgan Freeman is the kind of person who, upon discovering he was a clone, acknowledged the original's authority over the copy.

LOGIC/CRITICAL REASONING/PSYCHOLOGY FTW

So anyway, ask Morganbot to open the smaller door so Morgan Freeman can check out what's inside.

Quote from: FolderClockGet Morgan 2.0 to suck of Morgan

No.  

Use MorganBot to open the smaller door, then go inside.

Alright Crustclock, here's a simple map for you.



This probably isn't to scale, but at least it's a map.

So far, the rooms have been viewed from the perspective of someone in the middle of the ship looking outward, if that helps to clarify things.

Oh yeah, and KoalaClock? That is a MARVELOUS idea. I was thinking of doing the same thing, but I'm a bit lacking in flash skill in that area...You, however, could probably make it amazing. I say, go ahead and do it!

Quote from: SobeClockWonder why the rope has mysteriously dissappeared from the stripping robot.

That last picture there is just a flashback; he's reminding us there's another room back there, not just a window.