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Messages - MonocleClock

#1
Quote from: Topcatyo;1748159Well I'll be...

Although I usually check the news online everyday, I never can seem to catch stories like theses. Its sweet, but, I just can't help but think whats going through the kids head the entire time.
#2
Quote from: CYBORG PIRATE NINJA JESUS;1687313OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S THE GHOST OF HEAVYMETAL'S GIRLFRIEND PAST

MAN THE HARPOONS!


I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT THEIR SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
#3
General Discussion / I went to a concert
November 02, 2009, 12:59:32 PM
Who is that lovely lady right by you?
#4
General Discussion / Give me one reason.
November 02, 2009, 12:10:42 PM
Quote from: RocketFetus;1687274I'm allergic to Shepard.


Nice going. Again. Again.

Don't make me get out of this kitchen and bitch about everything!
#5
General Discussion / Give me one reason.
November 02, 2009, 11:58:53 AM
Quote from: RocketFetus;1687266oshi

edit: WELLL I GUESS I SHOOOUUUULLLLDDDD SPank your ass more :o

I made you a Shepard pie!
#6
General Discussion / Give me one reason.
November 02, 2009, 11:46:07 AM
Quote from: RocketFetus;1687259Oh you are such a precious thing.
But the fact you even put a foot out the door of mY KITCHEN MAKES ME SOOOOO ANNGNGGRYYYYY!!!1

WELL IF YOU SPANKED MY ASS DURING SEX ONCE IN AWHILE I MIGHT BE ENTITLED TO DO MORE FOR YOU!
#7
General Discussion / Give me one reason.
November 02, 2009, 11:41:12 AM
Quote from: RocketFetus;1687254I'm sorry!! I don't know what came over me!

If you forgive me I'll make a flash about you?

:( Okay I forgive you, I'll get back in the kitchen and whip up something nice for you while you work on that.
#8
General Discussion / Give me one reason.
November 02, 2009, 11:38:09 AM
Quote from: RocketFetus;1687250I wouldn't have sex with you even if you were a man.

How could you say such hurtful things :(
#9
General Discussion / Give me one reason.
November 02, 2009, 11:32:49 AM
Cause I'll have sex with you.
#10
Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1667314also heavymetals girlfriend killed herself, lolololol. That must be a giant hit on your ego, if your girlfriend rather kills herself than keep on dating you.


Actually she is still alive.
#12
General Discussion / Hmmm.
August 04, 2009, 12:49:36 PM
I forgot about him.
#13
General Discussion / I need to raise more money.
July 15, 2009, 07:53:25 PM
For Dwarf's beer, since I've come to find out paying bills makes your paypal account have no money.
#14
General Discussion / Transformers 2 - SWEET MEAT!!!
July 15, 2009, 07:52:10 PM
Quote from: RobClock;1622388that would be acceptable if there wasn't more "comedic relief" than there was plot and that the two most featured transformers were illiterate stereotypes who give Jar Jar Binks a run for his, franchise ruining, money.

oh and they made Soundwave (my favorite character) a satellite who does shit all.

FUCK YOU, MICHEAL BAY

I was entertained, which was the whole point of me watching it.

So yea, fuck you.
#15
Oh snap

also sounds like someone is typing on a type writer
#16
General Discussion / Should I shave my beard?
July 14, 2009, 08:53:36 PM
Would it be possible to make letters in it?

(Also what happened to the IRC chat thingy )
#17
Necrapolis / New Rule I Made Up
July 14, 2009, 07:53:00 PM
Quote from: ampm;1621809It is, honestly, not a possibility.

There is nothing to consider.

Theirs always Ash.
#18
General Discussion / Tablet broke.
July 14, 2009, 07:51:13 PM
Quote from: Etch A Sketch;1621802Its what I'm known for. :o

And why did jah give it to me again? I mean I can't find a hole anywhere to put it in.
#19
Pokemon Stadium / Abraham
July 14, 2009, 07:49:05 PM
Quote from: Update;1621801the pointy thing isn't his beard though, it's where his shirt starts.
like you know, between the point and the actual beard is his neck

AH yea, sorry it kinda blended in to me. After staring straight at it for a moment I saw it.

But excellent either way.
#20
Quote from: OTACON;1621770um.....  Even that looks like its going to  be pushed back.

I'm still hoping that analyst has no idea what he's talking about but knowing blizzard, its not out of the question at all.

No LAN in SC2?

Failures.