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Topcatyo

April 30, 2010, 11:46:29 PM

Faygo

#1
April 30, 2010, 11:47:56 PM
rofl
QuotePulling off a wish like this one required a big story, and a lot of heart. And so, with a note of panic in his voice, Spider-Man explained the dilemma: "Dr. Dark" and "Blackout Boy" had imprisoned the Seattle Sounders in a locker room at Qwest Field. Only Electron Boy could free them.

Asshatclock

#3
May 01, 2010, 06:20:11 AM
In the marvel universe its probably possible to get superpowers through liver cancer as well.

MonsterMunch

#4
May 01, 2010, 07:06:12 AM
Holy cancerous retard Batman!

Thor

#5
May 01, 2010, 07:31:16 AM
Quote from: Asshatclock;1748211In the marvel universe its probably possible to get superpowers through liver cancer as well.

Deadpool got his powers BECAUSE he has cancer. That's close enough.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

F U Clock

#6
May 01, 2010, 10:06:36 AM
Pretty bitchin'. Seems... really hard to pull off.

EtchASketchClock

#7
May 01, 2010, 01:14:44 PM
Quote from: fruit;1748184
Don't be hatin'. You're just jealous you didn't get to be a superhero for a day.
Take Care... Spike Your Hair!
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Kombucha

#8
May 01, 2010, 08:01:30 PM
Little does Electron Boy know, he is the son of Electro, supervillain enemy of Spider-Man!

LimewireClock

#9
May 01, 2010, 08:31:48 PM
I want a wish like that :c
naw

Silly Putty Clock

#10
May 02, 2010, 12:13:39 AM


what
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Kombucha

#11
May 02, 2010, 12:27:52 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN CONDOM;1748328

what
All we have to do is wait until 2080 for the ultra-gritty graphic novel of Electron Boy.

TequilaClock

#12
May 02, 2010, 12:56:10 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN CONDOM;1748328

what

I would do it too if it didn't mean I could get killed in the first hour.

MonocleClock

#13
May 02, 2010, 01:03:59 AM
Quote from: Topcatyo;1748159Well I'll be...

Although I usually check the news online everyday, I never can seem to catch stories like theses. Its sweet, but, I just can't help but think whats going through the kids head the entire time.

PolyhedronClock

#15
May 02, 2010, 03:01:52 PM
haha, this is pretty awesome. it's a shame he's going to die though, that's the sad truth behind all of these cool things nowadays.

buttplug

#16
May 02, 2010, 03:22:36 PM
Quote from: xBitchxx;1748331All we have to do is wait until 2080 for the ultra-gritty graphic novel of Electron Boy.

My life will not be complete till I read this.

RevolutionaryClock

#17
May 02, 2010, 04:42:43 PM
Didn't christopher reeve's wife have cancer? Coincidence- I think not!

miracle fruit

#18
May 02, 2010, 04:45:57 PM
Quote from: clammo;1748302step 1: be a 9 year old kid
step 2: get terminal illness
step 3: win a lottery for other little kids with terminal illnesses

profit

5 O'Clock Shadow

#19
May 02, 2010, 07:03:51 PM
Given that his super powers consisted entirely of him opening locked doors in order to rescue people; make the the reward they gave him being 'the key to the city' seem somewhat pointless ?
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