Okay, not really. I made an iOS app instead of a flash movie

But you can still vote 5 if you have an iPhone!


And does anyone still remember me? I see Absinthe in the recent users list!

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1968367We've talked to Tom about it, but for now we're taking matters into our own hands. This is a VB vulnerability issue. Right now all we can do is just delete the admins as they show up.

Hello, AbsintheClock!

Quote from: AlbinoClock;1924333Hi Craisin.

Hi Craisin.

Hi Albino.

We are here to say that we miss ampm and he's sorry that he made you cry and he would love to come back and talk about video games again and not ruin anyone's day. PLEEEEASEY PLEASE?

additional support:

QuoteAMPMCl0ck (02:41:32): BLUE LITTLE BITCH, BLUE LITTLE BITCH
zEn iT hnaD ir 0 (02:41:37): whats up
AMPMCl0ck (02:41:37): nah im just kidding
AMPMCl0ck (02:41:39): duded
zEn iT hnaD ir 0 (02:41:45): im a superior human being
AMPMCl0ck (02:41:49): help me out with something you got a minute
zEn iT hnaD ir 0 (02:41:52): yea
AMPMCl0ck (02:42:03): k go to clock crew and appeal for my unbanship
zEn iT hnaD ir 0 (02:42:10): ok but first
AMPMCl0ck (02:42:14): anything
zEn iT hnaD ir 0 (02:42:15): go to clock crew and appeal for my unbanship
zEn iT hnaD ir 0 (02:42:32): why'd you get banned faggot. Noob
AMPMCl0ck (02:42:40): I sent dwarfinator a pic of my dick
zEn iT hnaD ir 0 (02:42:44): jhahaha
zEn iT hnaD ir 0 (02:42:48): i hacked his fucking site
zEn iT hnaD ir 0 (02:42:54): replaced it with gay porn
AMPMCl0ck (02:43:07): that guy has a life hating problem

also:

if year == 2009:
unBan "AMPM"
else:
exit()





ok

Hello Clock Crew, I haven't posted here in a pretty long time. But something odd happened to me a few weeks ago and I thought maybe I'll post it on the CC for the hell of it.

Ok so, the backstory is that when GMail first came out, I took a few nice email names for reasons that I no longer remember. This incident happened on an email named petroleum@gmail.com.

I logged in that address after forgetting about it for a very long time and...




This is just a few of them.


This fella talks like he is a slave.


All of these emails included a full resume.


Yeah.


This guy seems pretty skilled.


What the fuck is an AutoCAD Draughtsman?









I did some intense google research on this company and I found out that this is apparently some kind of scheme.

The company pretends to offer these people an amazingly great sounding job, asks them to relocate to a different country (and asks them to give money to the "company" so that they can get a Visa/greencard/whatever to move). After the fool sends money to the bank account, all contact is lost with the company.

So apparently, my email address is being used in the middle of some giant fraud scheme.

Also, I got one email asking me to sell them something like "500 pounds of potassium hydroxide". What the fuck? Why would anyone attempt to buy a massive stack of chemicals from a non-existent company? I can't find this one or I'd post a screenshot, it was hilarious.

Now, I would reply to these people and tell them it's a scam, but damn, there are just too many of them.



Edit: Also, hi, anyone remember me?

whoa, haven't watched a clock movie in months, this is great. 5'd

also, that background image is way better than the default static, how did you  make it?

Quote from: AlbinoClock;1555979What's been going on around here lately? I've been pretty busy tearing up Northrend and raiding in Outland. Has anything interesting happened in this corner of the internet?

Remember, Albino?

http://www.iconico.com/discussions/view.aspx?ID=483&forum=11

Quote from: AlbinoClock;1519935f

yo albino check this out: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=CONRADCIGARSPIPES&view=videos&sort=v

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/284110
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/270383
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/267807

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/162198 <-- this is the movie that inspired me to join the CC

Quote from: AlbinoClock;1502437I'll make one if you send me FLAs.

i wonder who it was that organized the first warpigs, that guy was the best...

So someone wanted to send me a .fla that they made in CS3 and a relatively short, simple movie turned out to be 100mb? He tried removing the sound, tried "save and compact", tried saving in new location. Anyone else have problems like this?

like my laptop?

Has the general forum been changed to the spam section or what?

Nice picture.

By the way, are you that guy I knew, who made a movie about some sheep and banana flying around the world? If not, ignore this, your name just sounded familiar.

oh, ok

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Quote from: Sir ClockJust the mere fact your arguing in this thread after joining a few weeks ago is hilarious.

hey faggot
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"a few weeks"

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1995

* Tom fucked his first website, New Ground Remix.

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1996

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1998

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