Make the CC a religion

PowerGloveClock · February 29, 2008, 11:18:43 PM

Quote from: Zenon;1239419You're all doing it wrong.

There's no "ranks" no "god" no "minister" no "president" no "priest", there's just the Clock Crew, and there's the followers.

Whoever would be leading a meeting would appropriately be called a group head, leader, speaker, whatever. The rest of the people there would be clocklings, clock enthusiasts, clocks, something in that direction.

The group leader would ask the group what they'd be doing that week, they talk a little, maybe the group leader tells a little about the Clock Crew's history or something, shows a flash movie perhaps, then they all drink tea and talk about how much fun it is to look at life like clocks do.

Showin this some love right hur

HeinekenClock · February 29, 2008, 11:27:58 PM

WIND YOUR BODYYYY

WIGGLE YOUR BELYYYY

BOOMSHAKALA

PowerGloveClock · February 29, 2008, 11:28:52 PM

Quote from: Zenon;1239809WIND YOUR BODYYYY

WIGGLE YOUR BELYYYY

BOOMSHAKALA

ONLY IF YOU STICK A DOLLAR IN MY BRA

HeinekenClock · February 29, 2008, 11:38:02 PM

Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1239812ONLY IF YOU STICK A DOLLAR IN MY BRA

:thinking:

PowerGloveClock · February 29, 2008, 11:46:54 PM

Quote from: Zenon;1239827

:thinking:

stop thinking your hour is almost up

WrenchClock · March 01, 2008, 02:51:43 PM

cultcultcultcultcultcultcultcult

PolyhedronClock · March 01, 2008, 02:58:55 PM

"Love one another, regardless of their beliefs, ethnicity or sexuality. But making fun of them is okay because people should stop being uptight pricks."

Wow, that's deep. Would religion really be the word for it? Sounds like the Humanist movement, which is different, but I'm a fan of.

SilverCherryClock · March 01, 2008, 05:24:42 PM

Lets make sure we put something anti-gay in there for good measure, otherwise no one will take us seriously

Hamsa Clock · March 01, 2008, 07:36:13 PM

http://www.apath.org/creating_religion.html

ToyotaClock · March 01, 2008, 08:05:58 PM

i would be for this religion if i didn't have my own strong affiliation with the church of redbeefgina

Silly Putty Clock · August 05, 2008, 08:22:15 PM

We should tell our believers that the entire universe is inside a giant paper bag decorated to look like a frog.

Blue · August 05, 2008, 08:35:19 PM

Quote from: Deep Blue;1239219

my feelings on this issue have not changed since the last bump.

Kodiakclock · August 05, 2008, 08:55:42 PM

ZOLTAN

GearBoxClock · August 05, 2008, 09:05:18 PM

I'm in. We need one of those Jesus Fish though. With a clock in it.

Silly Putty Clock · August 05, 2008, 09:23:41 PM

Quote from: GearBox;1377254I'm in. We need one of those Jesus Fish though. With a clock in it.

A B would work quite nicely as our equivalent to an Icthys, if you want this all to relate to Christianity. I really think we should be as original as possible, though.

RocketFetus · August 05, 2008, 09:34:16 PM

I will make a denomination of this. GUBWAWHA.

HeinekenClock · August 05, 2008, 10:28:39 PM

No fucking religious symbols you guys, before you know it there's people praying around one and doing crazy rituals around it and actually believing there's a strawberry with a clock for a face.

The only way for someone else to know you're in a clockcrew is when they're at your house and they see clockcrew.cc on in your browser and they're like "hey you're a clock?" and you're like "yeah:cool:" and they're like "whoa dude your religion is awesome"

^ perfect religion.

Marlin Clock · August 05, 2008, 10:32:50 PM

In the Beginning, there was the Unbegotten B.
First, he created the Frogbag, for everything doth go into the Frogbag.
Next, he made the universe and placed it into the FrogBag, for everything doth go into the Frogbag.
Then, in the Frogbag he created the Clock Crew in the image of the Clock which rested upon the Frogbag.
After he was done, B contacted one Clock, named Strawberry, to be His Prophet to the world.
Strawberry Clock was then sent to bring about a New Clock Order, and make an image of Itself to show the masses.
As a final act, He put the Frogbag into the Frogbag, giving it to the Clocks, for everything doth go into the Frogbag.
Thus, He separated himself from the universe, leaving Strawberry Clock to spread his message.

The Book of B 1:1-8

DillClock · August 05, 2008, 10:35:40 PM

still waiting for the second coming of sbc

strawberryklock · August 05, 2008, 10:37:05 PM

i'm a

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