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Touch your inner cow!

Farted by Exclamation Mark, March 27, 2008, 05:40:33 PM

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Exclamation Mark

Quote from: Crucifix;1556967I now have a 14 year old girl hitting on me. If I had proof she wasn\'t a 50 year old man I\'d be masturbating right about now :>

LeekClock

touch your inner wade

edit: that is fascinating!

Marlin Clock

I'd enjoy touching my inner cow on a bun with a side of fries, if you don't mind.

AirPumpClock

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1264898I'd enjoy touching my inner cow on a bun with a side of fries, if you don't mind.

yum

TequilaClock

But... what about infections... salmonella... you could put a corpse there and no one knows.

Marlin Clock

Anyway, touching your inner cow is how they do artificial insemination, so no thank you, mon ami.

GodClock

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1264898I'd enjoy touching my inner cow on a bun with a side of fries, if you don't mind.

fuck yeah i love burgers
Sw@g
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville

TequilaClock


AirPumpClock

ooh ooh i wanna touch its naughty parts

TremcladClock

It looks like they should be sealed up with little hatches or corks.


Loki Clock

That's creepy. Hatches or corks would make it okay, though.

OvenmittClock

AIDS

Sigma

Quote from: TequilaClock;1264907
OH DEAR JESUS.

TequilaClock

You know what would be cool? Putting cherry bombs and fireworks inside.

Sigma

Quote from: TequilaClock;1264986You know what would be cool? Putting cherry bombs and fireworks inside.
Now THAT would be YouTube material.

poringclock

i would love to stick more than my hand into that cows stomach.

buttplug

Quote from: The New Lucario;1264994i would love to stick more than my hand into that cows stomach.

I SMELL AN ALT-TROLL

EDIT: sup catclock

ArcticSwirlClock

OWN A COWBOAT NOW! COMPLETE WITH PORTHOLE!


catclock

Quote from: Pappy Drewitt;1264997I SMELL AN ALT-TROLL

EDIT: sup catclock

THAT'S NOT ME FUCK OFF

うんこ

poringclock

Quote from: Konata Izumi;1265000THAT'S NOT ME FUCK OFF

Hi not me