For the "full effect" of being in Optimum Online territory, every time you're watching TV and a commercial comes on, mute the TV and watch this instead. I'm not sure you can comprehend how irritating this commercial can be without watching it multiple times.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9EVxI0uGzeY

Why was that beach-themed? Cable television and beach activities have no connection whatsoever.

This is why I don't watch TV.

Quote from: BinaryClock;1266719Why was that beach-themed? Cable television and beach activities have no connection whatsoever.

Girls in bikinis, however, have a lot to do with advertising

That was irritating just to watch half of it.

Quote from: LeekClock;1266724Girls in bikinis, however, have a lot to do with advertising

You can feature girls in bikinis without having to pay for a cannon, pirate extras, a collapsable room, a buoy, a squidman, somone to sculpt $29.95 and a torso in sand, and a banana boat.

8773934448 or something.

Fucking reggaeton latiniggers

"8!" *air hump*

The girls' accents are like the New Jersey of Mexico.

i'm speechless...

Haven't had tv in three months and you'll be glad you get rid of it after a few weeks.

Why is it in English?

I think I've seen this before on TV.  At least, I remember the guy in the squid suit.

Quote from: BinaryClock;1266719Why was that beach-themed? Cable television and beach activities have no connection whatsoever.

They're inviting you to pirate their cable.

Guys, just be thankful you don't live here in Puerto Rico, otherwise you'll have reggaeton music in about 80% of the local commercials, trust me.