Quote from: ElementsClock;1271458its totally not possible to tell stories over the internet nope.

Once upon a time

there lived a young boy named Jukkar. Jukkar was a strapping young lad, his head small but his torso as wide as a boar. He lived in a small farming village in an artificial replica of Africa which floated several inches above the real Africa.

He got shot.

The impact of him falling over overwhelmed what kept the artificial africa floating above.

The two africas collided

then at his funeral everyone cried and drank crunk juice

That's when the flying otters attacked.

they dropped rubber band balls on all the citizens

Fortunately for the citizens, Prince Adam and his useless green pet tiger were in the area at the time.

Adam threw bicycles at the otters. The tiger did nothing because its useless

Of course, the bicycles hit the otters, causing them to instantly burst into flame. But the rubber band balls still had to be dealt with!

so the tiger went to work stuffing them between its toes

Quote from: Bearded Letterman;1271793so the tiger went to work stuffing them between its toes

Of course, they all squished out from between his toes, because there were too many and the tiger was useless.

they burst holes in the ground which shot all the way through the earth and killed people on the other side of the world

Quote from: Bearded Letterman;1271797they burst holes in the ground which shot all the way through the earth and killed people on the other side of the world

They kept going and disappeared into space. Remember that, because it'll be very important later on in the story.

After Prince Adam dispatched of the otters, he lit a fatty boom-batty and toked.

Quote from: ONIONATOR;1271798They kept going and disappeared into space. Remember that, because it'll be very important later on in the story.

Now, important to the story later, Demerek was a big, muscular, young black man and he went to the YMCA; after bowling, playing basketball with the other guys, eating with his 2 best buds, Demerek went to the showers. Demerek thought that after a hot, summer, sweaty day with the guys, he would slowly rub himself all over with the soap to make sure he was shiny, sparkly clean. Suddenly, Big Joe slapped Demerek with a his wash cloth and Demerek Dropped the soap. Demerek bent over to pick up the soap and ...............

Quote from: ONIONATOR;1271798They kept going and disappeared into space. Remember that, because it'll be very important later on in the story.

and now they ride a commets flame and won't be coming back again

Quote from: Nichael Bluth;1271807Now, important to the story later, Demerek was a big, muscular, young black man and he went to the YMCA; after bowling, playing basketball with the other guys, eating with his 2 best buds, Demerek went to the showers. Demerek thought that after a hot, summer, sweaty day with the guys, he would slowly rub himself all over with the soap to make sure he was shiny, sparkly clean. Suddenly, Big Joe slapped Demerek with a his wash cloth and Demerek Dropped the soap. Demerek bent over to pick up the soap and ...............

picked it up.

one of the victims of the attack died because of the rubber bands. a memorial was done for him.