A friend of mine and I were walking the halls when all of a sudden this dude comes up and starts punching my buddy. I try to get in between them and restrain the dude but before I know it his whale of a friend sucker punched me. Meanwhile me and my friend are high as shit getting the crap beat out of us by two people we don't even know. I busted my head on the ground. Wrong place, wrong time.


NOTE: Getting punched in the face is near the top of my buzz kill list.

Drugs is dangerous!

Fun times.

You should have dashed, boulder.

I would like a reason as to why these fella's beat you and your friend.

I wouldn't necessarily compare smoking weed  to skin breaking head trauma.

And to answer the other question, the kids girlfriend told him that my buddy was fingering her during class. I just made the stupid mistake of being a pacifist.

That whole "swimming" feeling you get after getting punched in the face sucks ass.

And a girl was involved?  Big surprise!

At your age, be careful of the girls you associate with.  The devious ones know they can scream sexual harassment, rape, etc. and everybody will believe them, just like in your friend's case.

Quote from: David Gilmour;1277837And to answer the other question, the kids girlfriend told him that my buddy was fingering her during class.

teh

Well that sucks.

Um, get them both thrown out of school? lol

Should've fought back!



teach doze punk ass foos a lessun!

Quote from: Yannis Philippakis;1277846Should've fought back!



teach doze punk ass foos a lessun!

yeah because fighting while being high works out much better than when you're fully concious.

Seriously, fight back you pansy, one good punch to the throat will take anyone down, even Jackie Chan.

Quote from: RaBiDcLoCk;1277859Seriously, fight back you pansy, one good punch to the throat will take anyone down, even Jackie Chan.

Jackie Chan breaks your hand by just looking at it before you're even close to his throat.

i got kneed in the face 10 times once. hurt like hell.

It's what you get for being an Official Clock. AND YOUR NEXT OVENMITT.

a guy once smashed a hammer to my head 200 times and i lived

Quote from: GodClock;1277876a guy once smashed a hammer to my head 200 times and i lived

Sounds like one hell of a party.

Quote from: Teapot;1277874It's what you get for being an Official Clock. AND YOUR NEXT OVENMITT.

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