I've just realized that although you cannot buy animals on ebay, you can buy hatch-able eggs!
http://business.listings.ebay.com/Livestock-Supplies_Poultry_W0QQfclZ3QQfromZR11QQsacatZ46532QQsocmdZListingItemList


Imagine having four of these for $16!  Now that's a deal.

It could be a cool thing to mail to Tom... if you want to give him something that crows and poops a lot.

Can we ship them in incubators?

Maybe solar incubators or something. Hybrids.

This poultry type is are called "ALBINO CHUKAR"



Whoa, they've got ducks, quails, pheasants, and other poultry birds too.  Weird birthday presents ahoy.

Any reptiles?

You'd have to be really careful in shipping them because the last thing I'd want from eBay would be a box of spoiled/smashed eggs.

Oh shit albino chukars please.

how are you sure that they don't hatch by the time they reach you?

Quote from: joliet_jane;1282980It could be a cool thing to mail to Tom... if you want to give him something that crows and poops a lot.

Isn't that what Stamper is for...?

Damn, I could go for an omelet right now.

What if the package was mis-handled,and  you found an ugly chicken fetus out of an egg and into the container when you open up the package?

holy shit im so getting some peacocks when i get a place with a decent back yard

Quote from: ouıqןɐ;1283002Oh shit albino chukars please.

Albino's Chukars.

ORDER COCKS IN THE MAIL! LOLOLOL!

Quote from: Steam;1283212Damn, I could go for an omelet right now.

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

Quote from: BrainChild;1283254HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

grow a spine

Quote from: DillClock;1283280grow a spine

did those unborn chickens develop spines?  DID THEY