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Farted by BreadfruitClock, April 18, 2008, 11:23:35 PM

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Marlin Clock

I'm the sniper or the pyro. Where the Sniper's concerned the relationship between me and scouts is fast for them on a good day and fast for me on a bad day.
Bloody wankers need to hold still. I still ain't bad a moving target shooting, though.

I never hear boink.

BobbyClock

Marlin go sit in the corner with your little dunce hat and don't leave until you recite the entire bible backwards replacing 'Jesus' with 'Heavy Weapons Guy'.

SoBe Clock

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1286865I never hear boink.

He says bonk and boink.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: BOBBYCLOCK;1286872Marlin go sit in the corner with your little dunce hat and don't leave until you recite the entire bible backwards replacing 'Jesus' with 'Heavy Weapons Guy'.
How about you can go fuck yourself and the Heavy only doesn't die the majority of the time because he hides himself in the building or with his invuln. and the only way to dispatch them is to hit them square in the head :p

SoBe Clock

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1287019How about you can go fuck yourself and the Heavy only doesn't die the majority of the time because he hides himself in the building or with his invuln. and the only way to dispatch them is to hit them square in the head :p

Any Heavy who hides and ambushes has no idea how to play the heavy, that's one of the pyro's jobs!

Also you're getting trolled pretty hard right now.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: The Pyro;1287023Any Heavy who hides and ambushes has no idea how to play the heavy, that's one of the pyro's jobs!

Also you're getting trolled pretty hard right now.
Yeah, but it's not like I'm being totally serious.

I need to start playing again and take some scouts down off the bridgetop.

Slurpee

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1287019How about you can go fuck yourself and the Heavy only doesn't die the majority of the time because he hides himself in the building or with his invuln. and the only way to dispatch them is to hit them square in the head :p
or if you're cool you kill him with the scout
1) equip baseball bat
2) double-jump on big guy's head
3) aim down
4) bonk bonk boink bonk boink bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk
5) BUM BUM BWEEEE DOO you are DOMINATING guy who sucks.
6) you were killed by that guy's asshole demoman teammate

or if you're lame you can strafe around most heavies anywhere with >~120º of movement with the scattergun and they'll be too shitty at the game to do anything about it.

from my experience, yBONK BONK BOINK BONK yeah say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead.


"if you were from
where I was from
you'd be fuckin dead"
-borat, borat movie.

BreadfruitClock


Slurpee


PolyhedronClock

Quote from: Captain Falcon;1286788no

It's an actual "Meet the cast" video, not some stupid fanshit version of it.

Quote from: slurpeedickor if you're cool you kill him with the scout
1) equip baseball bat
2) double-jump on big guy's head
3) aim down
4) bonk bonk boink bonk boink bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk
5) BUM BUM BWEEEE DOO you are DOMINATING guy who sucks.
6) you were killed by that guy's asshole demoman teammate

or if you're lame you can strafe around most heavies anywhere with >~120º of movement with the scattergun and they'll be too shitty at the game to do anything about it.

from my experience, yBONK BONK BOINK BONK yeah say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead.


"if you were from
where I was from
you'd be fuckin dead"
-borat, borat movie.
Yeah, although it's really hard to ambush a heavy with the scout though. Even if you come from behind with the scatter gun, it takes three-four shots close range to kill him. If their focused on another target though, you have a really good advantage. I suck at circlestraffing, and normally leave the heavy with literally around 10-40 hp left before the chaingun mows me down :-(.

Demomans are fun to kill with the scout. Unless he has the floor already mined with stickies, the only thing you have to do it stay away from the grenade launcher, and keep a nice distance to avoid his pipe-bomb sets.

Exclamation Mark

Quote from: Polyhedron Clock;1287696It's an actual "Meet the cast" video, not some stupid fanshit version of it.


Yeah, although it's really hard to ambush a heavy with the scout though. Even if you come from behind with the scatter gun, it takes three-four shots close range to kill him. If their focused on another target though, you have a really good advantage. I suck at circlestraffing, and normally leave the heavy with literally around 10-40 hp left before the chaingun mows me down :-(.

Demomans are fun to kill with the scout. Unless he has the floor already mined with stickies, the only thing you have to do it stay away from the grenade launcher, and keep a nice distance to avoid his pipe-bomb sets.
I have assaulted a heavy with a soldier and spade before, it isn't hard if you know the map and know what you're doing

EDIT: And they're concentrated on something else/bad
Quote from: Crucifix;1556967I now have a 14 year old girl hitting on me. If I had proof she wasn\'t a 50 year old man I\'d be masturbating right about now :>

DigitalLemonClock

BAN EVERYBODY

BreadfruitClock

Quote from: DigitalLemonClock;1287752spy wins

out

CaulkClock

This is a good time to post the one true way to beat any class. Drunken Flying Demoman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC7N9_NT_S0

Topcatyo

The video's available on Steam now.
Looks a lot better in good quality.

PolyhedronClock

#75
Quote from: Tony Stark;1287789This is a good time to post the one true way to beat any class. Drunken Flying Demoman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC7N9_NT_S0

I do this all the time when I play an Orange map. You can get roughly 4 kills if they have a good amount of sentries on the middle tower. 4/5 times you die, but if theres no sentry aiming at you, you can make it down alive.

Still though, the soilders spade hits a good amount of damage, while the scout bat hits about 75-85. Sure, the scout hits faster, but it gives the enemy more time to react to it.

Topcatyo

#76
Quote from: Polyhedron Clock;1287897I do this all the time when I play an Orange map. You can get roughly 4 kills if they have a good amount of sentries on the middle tower. 4/5 times you die, but if theres no sentry aiming at you, you can make it down alive.

Still though, the soilders spade hits a good amount of damage, while the scout bat hits about 75-85. Sure, the scout hits faster, but it gives the enemy more time to react to it.
I prefer the soldier spade the most, but I'm deadly with the Engineer's shotgun.
Also, OH NOES!  I'M BEATING EATED!
Quote from: Gardevoir;1285399http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oON7-wxHM4

Topcatyo

Quote from: Scmedic;1287903I prefer the soldier spade the most, but I'm deadly with the Engineer's shotgun.
Also, OH NOES!  I'M BEATING EATED!
Test.

PirateClock

_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

Wind-up Clock

Goddamnit Poly.

Anyway, the solder is lethal if you play it right, and have an amazing kill streak, since the crit percentage goes up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USs0abj0e3g
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