most of you GAYS seem to not like mayo, but its good, so ITT we appreciate it.

Mayo causes my stomach to spew a brown liquid violently from the hole in between my buttcheeks, So I avoid the white stuff on my spicy chicken sandwiches

Quote from: El Masked Bandito;1289224Mayo causes my stomach to spew a brown liquid violently from the hole in between my buttcheeks, So I avoid the white stuff on my spicy chicken sandwiches

you are obviously a pansy and should eat more mayo to become more of a man

Quote from: GodClock;1289230you are obviously a pansy and should eat more mayo to become more of a man

After reading this I decided to each a chicken and mayo sandwich, now im ripping farts that smell of methane and death, the last one was a squirter, and now im paranoid of straining out any more gas buildup unless I'm over a toilet bowl for risk management. Im waiting for the explosive shit thats coming, and whats worse is pepto isnt helping... thanks a lot

Quote from: El Masked Bandito;1289250After reading this I decided to each a chicken and mayo sandwich, now im ripping farts that smell of methane and death, the last one was a squirter, and now im paranoid of straining out any more gas buildup unless I'm over a toilet bowl for risk management. Im waiting for the explosive shit thats coming, and whats worse is pepto isnt helping... thanks a lot

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.

I like real mayo.  I don't like light mayo.

-->KDOG

Why is there a whitebottleofcrap thread in the food forum?

Bleh.

Just too white and nerdy.

Mayo isn't just a topping.  It's an ingredient.  Potato salad, macaroni salad, and other things like them wouldn't be the same without it.  Miracle Whip can't do everything.

i get my burgers with mayo, pickles, bacon.
{mayo}

Hellmans.

Mayonnaise could beat marshmallow fluff on a mortal duel

Quote from: Captain Falcon;1290463Why is there a whitebottleofcrap thread in the food forum?

Bleh.

I have no idea what "whitebottleofcrap" you speak of, but this thread is about the infamous mayonnaise.

Relevant

Actually, I was unaware that anyone could hate mayo until I read it on these forums

I'm dutch so:
{{{mayo}}}

Quote from: The Hyper;1290765Relevant

Exactly.

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I saw this at Burger King today, and I just happened to have my camera, so...

{{{lemayo }}}