damm straight bitchesss

Quote from: KoopaShellClock;1290772FUCK, this cunt.

It doesn't even seem like he enjoys playing video games. He just rags on every possible aspect of it.

Fucking whiiiiiiney ass prick with an internet ego.

Hahahahaha

Dickhead

Lol Octorok.

Who cares if hes a shit reviewer, he's funny.

Quote from: Scout;1291735Way to let Pirate's trolling suceed, OctorokClock!

I'd gone out drinking, not that it's an excuse..
I personally just didn't think any of the guys other reviews were funny either.

Quote from: BOBBYCLOCK;1291741Hahahahaha

Dickhead

I have discovered that Metaknight is fast an awesome.

Also, it's dumb how not-obvious they make having to go back to the giant vagina in the last level for the boss fight.

Wohoo I just got this game!  My favorite character is Olimar.

Just got a wii last week and just got Brawl yesterday.

My friend code is

4081-6050-8353

I need some people to add me so I can test this out since i've had trouble connecting online in the past.

Quote from: Munglai;1291375That was really awesome but I have to say I'm always puzzled by people who say you just mash the controller to play smash bros because there's lots of running and jumping and using of specific moves to stop you falling off the edge in it and stuff.

That's because nobody can see why you actually have to use the A button every once in a while.

But seriously, SSE is boring as hell, not to mention it took the fun out of unlocking most of the characters legitmately because I wanted to unlock Wolf and Jigglypuff (who cares about Toon Link?).

Of course, like he said about other fighting games, there is a heavy learning curve, even if Smash Bros. doesn't require a single quarter circle forward or dragon punch control stick maneuver. A lot of people have trouble grasping technicalities like that, and seeing as most people are right brained and fall into this category, that would only make sense.

Plus, it's really quite funny to see a game that gets it metaphorical dick sucked day in and day out get slam dunked by a reviewer. From that, I finally realized while that Nintendo tried to make the game as noob-friendly as possible, the task of unlocking all the stuff that noobs want is incredibly daunting. Ironyyyyyyyyyy!

Not to mention that Marth and Toon Link are poopy. Marth sucks in SSBB, and Toon Link is too much like Link.

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1298023Not to mention that Marth and Toon Link are poopy. Marth sucks in SSBB, and Toon Link is too much like Link.

I haven't lost once as marth yet, he's great!

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1298023Not to mention that Marth and Toon Link are poopy. Marth sucks in SSBB, and Toon Link is too much like Link.

Toon Link is one of my favorite characters.

Quote from: The Pyro;1298302I haven't lost once as marth yet, he's great!

Yeah, but they major nerfed him from Melee. Probably a good thing, but they could've at least kept his standard B move useful, and also not made his B-sideways have strange timing.

Quote from: The Enginigger;1298771Toon Link is one of my favorite characters.

Toon Link is a ripoff of Link and you know it.

All shenanigans aside, he makes a good fast Link, but he still doesn't feel like a unique character.

I'm joining the craze: 1676-4109-4382

I think I will only get a Wii until Christmas AND if I show astounding results for my 5th partial. Shit sucks when you are compared with your perfect score sisters.

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1298887Toon Link is a ripoff of Link and you know it.

So?

Quote from: The Enginigger;1299108So?

This, can the filter raped Link be so expressive as the Toony one? Its like comparing the King Arthur movie with The Sword in the Stone, they are the same concept but a different taste.

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1298023(who cares about Toon Link?)

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

toon link is the best and i can name at least 10 differences between link and toon link off the top of my head

also it only took me 90 minutes of button mashing to unlock all the characters and stages

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1298887Toon Link is a ripoff of Link and you know it.

All shenanigans aside, he makes a good fast Link, but he still doesn't feel like a unique character.

He makes a stronger, faster, lighter, less shitty Link.

ok also this is news to me because i only play no-item 1v1 matches with my roommate because we're both very good and we're purists, but i had my friend irena over this morning and me her and two of my roommates were playing 4-way coin matches with all items on medium and it's fun as FUCK

Real men use items!