Right now, you're a solitary individual. Consuming Slurpee. Yet you feel there's something out there. Something bigger than just yourself. A force both powerful and welcoming.

Well, your days of wandering alone are over. When you join the Slurpee Nation, you'll be immediately welcomed into a community of other Slurpee devotees like yourself.

So rejoice in your Slurpeeness and join the Slurpee Nation today.

Albino has been drugged and put into a cult, ofuckwhy.

well at least its not christianity

is it some kind of Portal Watch opposing faction?

you mean the GNAA?

http://www.erikthejuiceman.com/slurpee.html

i'm already part of internetcult, thanks for trying tho

i don't know someone sent it to me