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F U Clock

May 30, 2008, 12:56:50 AM
Just try and tell me you don't want one.



Problem is these motherfuckers take like two years to make. Who has time?

crock pot pot roadt

#1
May 30, 2008, 12:57:47 AM
they dont take that long

F U Clock

#2
May 30, 2008, 01:04:46 AM
Quote from: AssTrayClock;1322555they dont take that long

Dude, just boiling water is like a day-long project for me.

AnimeClock

#3
May 30, 2008, 01:12:14 AM
mm good also turtle soup but its coo

GodClock

#4
May 30, 2008, 01:18:18 AM
needs more toppings and shit, like cheese, and could use some meat, lettuce tomato onion.
Sw@g
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GodClock

#5
May 30, 2008, 01:18:58 AM
slightly toasted bread
Sw@g
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville

FrankClock

#6
May 30, 2008, 01:34:50 AM
Quote from: F U Clock;1322563Dude, just boiling water is like a day-long project for me.

Stop watching the pot. Obv
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FlossClock

#7
May 30, 2008, 01:37:16 AM
I don't like egg salad.

LuigiClock

#8
May 30, 2008, 01:44:12 AM
Egg salad is short for horse semen and chicken shit placenta in between two loaves of bread
You outta pocket...

salmonberryclock

#9
May 30, 2008, 01:51:46 AM
I hate egg salad
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F U Clock

#10
May 30, 2008, 01:57:07 AM
Dude, it's fucking delicious. If you don't like it, it's prolly 'cause you tried it from someone who jacked it up with tons of paprika or celery or something weird. That picture above got it right. White bread. Hard-boiled eggs. Mayo. That's all you need baby.

zl

#11
May 30, 2008, 02:04:26 AM
Man F U clock I was all content and not hungry before this thread

Biggskoo

#12
May 30, 2008, 02:05:44 AM
meh egg salad

meeeeeeeeeh

TequilaClock

#13
May 30, 2008, 02:08:47 AM
I prefer scrambled eggs myself

SpongeClock SquarePants

#14
May 30, 2008, 03:01:42 AM
i just buy it at the shop.

BilliardBall10

#15
May 30, 2008, 04:14:07 AM
Quote from: F U Clock;1322554Just try and tell me you don't want one.
 

 
Problem is these motherfuckers take like two years to make. Who has time?

not me.
 
but soon, i maybe will :)
 
so THAT'S why you dont make movies >:(

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

OvenmittClock

#16
May 30, 2008, 04:31:46 AM
egg salad reminds me of farting uncontrollably.
AIDS

LeekClock

#17
May 30, 2008, 06:12:04 AM
I have the eggs and the bread but I think i'm out of mayonnaise....

PS we have a food forum for this sort of perversion

BreadfruitClock

#18
May 30, 2008, 06:20:59 AM
Quote from: F U Clock;1322588White bread. Hard-boiled eggs. Mayo. That's all you need baby.
I hate Mayo.
I am "meh" on Hard-boiled eggs.

WarCorrespondentClock

#19
May 30, 2008, 07:10:35 AM
Has anyone tried tuna and cheese sandwich?
My best concoction ever
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