if one smelt it, have they really dealt it?


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It has been stated the first to smell it truly is the one who deals it, as everyone is particular of their own gas secretions.

Scientifically though, it is possible to rip and run, and follow through with a silent run, confusing many as to who had farted

But he who denies it, does he supply it?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=o6vN4H6L458

that last one could have killed a mans balls

Quote from: ARGH! I AM A MAN;1324215But he who denies it, does he supply it?

Hypothesis:He who denies it supplies it.

Experiment: One of two people farts in a room. Two third parties blame each suspect of the deed. Both deny.

Proof: If there is one fart, yet two deniers, then the denier is not necessarily the supplier.

Experiment2:One of two people fart. Both suspects are asked by a third party if they did it. The guilty party confesses to his deed, while the innocent party denies.

Proof: If the supplier can choose to not deny it, then the denier is not necessarily the supplier.

Results: He who denies it supplies it is not a legitimate theorem.

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1324222Hypothesis:He who denies it supplies it.
Experiment: One of two people farts in a room. Two third parties blame each suspect of the deed. Both deny.
Proof: If there is one fart, yet two deniers, then the denier is not necessarily the supplier.

its like schrödinger's fart

either person could have farted until someone admits it

Quote from: FLMGRLLDCHCKNSNDWCHCLOCK;1324244either person could have farted until someone admits it

until someone admits it, the fart is in a quantum superposition

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I have found that, at times, he who said the rhyme did the crime.

Marlix Wright, be aware that it could be considered that he who deduced it, produced it.

Interesting.
I see I have much to learn on the philosophical quandaries of flatus.

simple detective work helps uncover the suspect. Did the person complain about their stomach earlier, perhaps that they need to use a bathroom? The supplier may be a denier, but a requirer is always the conspirer.

The question still remain. If one smelt it, have they really dealt it?
Are you always the first one to smell it, if you truly dealt it?
And if so, would you really tell it?

Sometimes you're dampened by your own odours.

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i miss flounderman

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I did it. It was me.

Beans give me gas.