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friends said i'm a dick because i made my girlfriend peel grapes before i would eat

Farted by WiiClock, June 04, 2008, 12:00:53 AM

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WiiClock

June 04, 2008, 12:00:53 AM
them.

am i?
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HELLO EVERYONE.

Thor

#2
June 04, 2008, 12:09:08 AM
that's pretty lol
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

peyoteclock

#3
June 04, 2008, 12:11:25 AM
you should have peeled them yourself.

on another note people who peel grapes are fuckin weird, you weirdo.

Thor

#4
June 04, 2008, 12:13:06 AM
Only a real man can get his bitch to peel grapes for him.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

SilverClock

#5
June 04, 2008, 12:13:41 AM
You're a manly mans man, man.
I am a sexy bitch!
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DNAClock

#6
June 04, 2008, 12:30:32 AM
I always make ma bitchz peel ma fruit.
NO YOUTUBE IN SIGNATURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kittyclock

#7
June 04, 2008, 01:02:56 AM
Quote from: Dr. Worm;1327274Only a real man can get his bitch to peel grapes for him.
this

DNAClock

#8
June 04, 2008, 01:29:08 AM
So, kitty, have you peeled any man's grapes?
NO YOUTUBE IN SIGNATURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PsychonautClock

#9
June 04, 2008, 01:36:27 AM
What if you like the skin on your grapes?
hip hop anonymous

Marlin Clock

#10
June 04, 2008, 01:37:58 AM
How do you not like the texture of grape skins? It makes the grape great.

Thor

#11
June 04, 2008, 01:41:34 AM
Quote from: PsychonautClock;1327333What if you like the skin on your grapes?

It means you're not a real man, obviously.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Steve

#12
June 04, 2008, 01:44:23 AM
you're mexican why are you eating grapes you should be eating tacos

GodClock

#13
June 04, 2008, 01:52:41 AM
Quote from: BlueHippo;1327342you're mexican why are you eating grapes you should be eating tacos

and burritos
Sw@g
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville

Mashed Potato Johnson

#14
June 04, 2008, 02:17:10 AM
you freak
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RocketFetus

#15
June 04, 2008, 02:18:40 AM
Y enchiladas!
Now everybody wants this thick afro body but I blow dry that hair and never let it down.

China Clock

#16
June 04, 2008, 10:08:14 AM
Quote from: Cheshire Clock;1327270You're a dick.

This. You're a dick for having your girlfriend do it and not yourself, and you're just plain weird for having to peel grapes.

EnglishClock

#17
June 04, 2008, 10:12:45 AM
I didn't even know it was possible to peel a grape
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

Bigglesnoots

#18
June 04, 2008, 10:14:12 AM
you're a dick whatever you do, so why care in the first place




















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Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

TruncheonClock

#19
June 04, 2008, 10:23:10 AM
The bitch should get the in kitchen and make you a fucking sandwich.
Uh-huh
Surfaces once every so often, As though he's unable to let go of the past
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