offer explanations for that please

Frequent vanilla ice cream/flogging fetish has taken a horrible toll on your clothing.

Some of my clothes went mouldy and therefore smelly recently, as they were drying on the washing line - the humidity here at the moment doesn't allow clothes to dry very quickly, and if you are energy efficient and wash at 40 degrees instead of 60, the water doesn't get hot enough to kill the mould spores...

Which doesn't explain your situation at all. I would guess you have some kind of cancer of the waist.

Smelling odd smells for no reason is a sign of a brain tumor.

icecream pants

hmm only one part of it smells

Quote from: CubeMelonClock;1331575Smelling odd smells for no reason is a sign of a brain tumor.

i just looked up brain tumor symptoms oh my god

Behavioral and cognitive problems: Many reported behavioral and cognitive changes, such as: problems with recent memory, inability to concentrate or finding the right words, acting out - no patience or tolerance, and loss of inhibitions - saying or doing things that are not appropriate for the situation.

Severe Headaches: This was the most common symptom, with 46% of the patients reporting having headaches. They described the headaches in many different ways, with no one pattern being a sure sign of brain tumor. Many - perhaps most - people get headaches at some point in their life, so this is not a definite sign of brain tumors. You should mention it to your doctors if the headaches are: different from those you ever had before, are accompanied by nausea / vomiting, are made worse by bending over or straining when going to the bathroom.

Problems with weakness of the arms, legs or face muscles, and strange sensations in your head or hands. Twenty-five percent reported weakness of the arms and/or legs. Sixteen percent reported strange feelings in the head, and 9% reported strange feelings in the hands. This may result in an altered gait, dropping objects, falling, or an asymmetric facial expression. These could also be symptoms of a stroke. Sudden onset of these symptoms is an emergency - you should go to the emergency room. If you notice a gradual change over time, you must report it to your doctor.

oh god i have a tumor

Symptoms include phantom odors and tastes.

oh GOD i have a TUMOR

The Jews

RIP

guyyssss i'm dying :'(

By phantom odors they mean like, there's nothing there then BAM you can smell vanilla.

what will be your last meal before you DIE of a BRAIN TUMOR

no no no phantom odors means you can smell ghosts, and it just so happens that ghosts smell like vanilla.

your belt is haunted

Quote from: DigitalLemonClock;1331597what will be your last meal before you DIE of a BRAIN TUMOR

some rocky road

guys

i have a tumor

it might just be a leather belt that smells kind of like vanilla a little, or it's definitly a giant cancerous tumor that can never go away even with witchcraft

Quote from: PaperClipClock;1331696it might just be a leather belt that smells kind of like vanilla a little, or it's definitly a giant cancerous tumor that can never go away even with witchcraft

yeah i'm pretty sure it's the last one because the doctor here says i'm going to die so i'm just THINKING POSSIBLY it might be a tumor unless this brain tumor doctor who spent 10 years in college getting his phd and has been in the business for 27 years is wrong yeah i don't think so bub

Quote from: FILECABINETCLOCK~;1331697yeah i'm pretty sure it's the last one because the doctor here says i'm going to die so i'm just THINKING POSSIBLY it might be a tumor unless this brain tumor doctor who spent 10 years in college getting his phd and has been in the business for 27 years is wrong yeah i don't think so bub

modern doctors are hired by count dracula to steal people's blood; a real doctor would be something like a chinese myth dragon

Quote from: ZombieLincolnJr;1331700saw this thread and could've sworn it said vagina

get your mind out of the gutter weenie roast

Quote from: FILECABINETCLOCK~;1331601some rocky road

Personally, I think you should go with vanilla bean.