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Have you ever seen the old breakup cliché

Farted by Marlin Clock, June 21, 2008, 07:40:52 PM

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where the girlfriend throws the boyfriend's stuff out the window, does that ever happen? Because that sounds like something you could sue someone over for easily.

MonsterMunch

I've seen it kind of happen in my friend's girlfriend's hallway after he went out drinking with me "when he said he wouldn't" and she flipped her cuntish whore-lid. He kept apologising just for the fact me and him were hanging out and drinking even though WE HAVE BEEN MATES SINCE WE WERE FIVE FUCKING YEARS OLD!

His girlfriend needs a fucking bullet to the head

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Nightmare Clock

If a girl started throwing my shit out of a 2+ story window I'd walk up there and throw HER out the window.
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Quote from: Marlix Wright;1341730where the girlfriend throws the boyfriend's stuff out the window, does that ever happen? Because that sounds like something you could sue someone over for easily.

people get sued for it all the time haven't you seen judge judy.

also suing someone for that is stupid but hey i guess in america anything goes.

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Craisin

My friend got hit with a lamp once. I've never seen shit fly over out a second story apartment though.