I like reading about dreams and all.  I find them interesting, and I had a really really strange one a couple days ago.
So, here's a dream thread.
I made a thread for a couple dreams I had a while ago that were weird.

Anyway, onto my latest dream, which I had about 3 days ago.

Something odd I just realized about this dream: It all happens over a long period of time, but everything that actually happened in the dream happened at night (I would kinda just transition into being in different days knowing time and stuff had passed).
Anyway, it was night and me and several friends were throwing stones into the sky for fun.  So we were throwing and the stones would go a considerable distance, (and, just realizing this now, we never worried about them coming back down on our heads).
So, I tossed the one stone really high (and I remember actually feeling tired after throwing it).  Suddenly, in the sky, almost like in a game HUD, "6th Barrier" appeared, and that was apparently impressive because we all went "Whoa!"
Then I saw my stone hit the moon, and then everyone but I was like "Oh shit, you hit the moon, man!"  The someone told me that the moon would come crashing down to Earth and destroy us.  I didn't believe him, saying it was only a small rock.
Then, I'm in a grocery store checkout line at night, and I started to feel a rumble.  Then, the windows, which apparently doubled as televisions, started playing the news, with a lady saying how the moon was getting increasingly and dangerously closer to the moon, and everyone noticed the rumbling.  Everyone knew I hit the moon with my rock, and they all told me the moon was going to crash down and kill us.  I still didn't believe them, and figured the rumbling was just an odd occurrence.
And then, I'm at the top floor of a really really tall skyscraper in a futuristic city with lights and spotlights around.  We were so high we could still see the ground but after a few buildings away (they were spaced pretty far apart) the ground disappeared into darkness.
Anyway, so now, the Earth was extremely close to Earth, and now I acknowledged "Oh shit, we're all going to die and I caused it."  Everyone else in the building knew it was because of me, but no one was made.  Anyway,we were watching out the window at the city, when we saw a floor of lava suddenly appear on the ground and slowly rise.  So, everyone knew the end was coming and they were like "This is it."
We watched as the smaller buildings were finally under the floor of lava and were like "Well, everyone in that building is now dead."  It was really odd, and I got a feeling of horror and like "There's nothing we can do to save them now."  I can't really describe it, but I kinda got the same feeling watching War of the Worlds.
Anyway, with the floor of lava slowly approaching us, I got my cell phone out and called my brother and cousin and told them I loved them, hanging up before they spoke because I wanted to fit in as many as I could.  However, those were the only two I could fit it because the lava was reaching our floor within seconds.  So, everyone in the room agreed to go into a room down the hallway for when we die.
So we went through a hallway that went like this

Room ==||
............== Other room

The hallway was really thin.
So, we started to file into the other room.  The lava floor suddenly appeared at the floor as we were walking in, but for some reason (and in the dream this was like common knowledge) the lava wouldn't actually kill you until it reached a certain height.
So, I was in the hallway filing in, when, all of a sudden, I jumped between the walls and held myself in the air between those two walls (you know, with my hands on one wall and my legs on the other), and I said "I'm sorry guys, give me a minute, I'm just not quite ready yet."  So they continued filing in under me as the lava kept rising.  Finally, when everyone was in the room, I decided it was now or never.  So I slowly dropped down and started walking to the room.  The lava started to hurt (I didn't actually feel it), but I knew I was getting hurt because my vision kinda went like in Half-Life 2 when you're stepping in hazardous stuff (minus the health bar).  However, the lava floor had slowed in its rise, and now, all of a sudden, it stopped rising.  So, everyone was just anticipating dying, but the lava didn't continue to rise to deadly heights for us.  Then, it started to lower, and we were happy we wouldn't have to die after all.
So we came back in the main room to look outside.  The moon was still really close, and the lava only stopped below our floor, and was going to stay there for quite a while.  Then, we looked into the room we were getting in before, and now the hallway was like this:

Our room ===== Other room

So we could see right into it.  So everyone looked in the room and we saw that Arnold Schwarzenegger had decided to get it over with and died.  I was horrified, but no one else seemed to be, and then we all started laughing and talked about how he'd provide us food for a little bit.
Then I woke up.

Weird ass dream.  So what are yours?

I dreamt last night that I went to a church meeting with some friends and my sister at this strange smelly trailor house... It had white striped wallpaper, and orange/brownish carpet (like that old crap from the 70s).

Well, they had roaches, the biggest ones I had ever seen... I'm not skiddish around bugs, but these things were the size of my hand, and you could hear them scuttling around.

Then we noticed this other kind of bug, it looked kind of like a scorpion, and there were several of them and they were about 9 inches long. But for some reason they didn't seem to scare anyone, until they all seemed to start stinging me.

(Did I mention I feel pain in my dreams?) Anyway, these stings were quite panful, and I was starting to get a little freaked out by them. Upon closer inspection I noticed that at each place on my arms and legs that had been stung there was now this tiny tenticle sticking out of the sore, as if it were looking around...

Well, I started pulling on the tenticles and pulled out 3 of these larvae type things, and threw them on the floor... They were each about 2 inches long by this point and green, vigerously writhing on the floor...

When the larvae touched, they sort of melted together, creating a completely different type of bug, which I inherently knew that this was a very bad thing.

This nightmare, brought to you by: Spore creature creator.

Thanks EA... Thanks a fucking bunch.

My Ex naked painting a dog with an airbrush on a boat.

....and not painting a dog onto the boat, that the dog and her were on the boat and for some reason the furry little guy was being colored gleefully.

Damn, that is pretty weird, Blue.
It's odd how Spore Creature Creator, a very unscary thing, gave you a frightening dream.

I have a dream...
 
No but I had one that I was in school and my reading teacher got raped by one of the I'm a edgy teen kids, that one was just creepy.

Quote from: Deep Blue;1345727I dreamt last night that I went to a church meeting with some friends and my sister at this strange smelly trailor house... It had white striped wallpaper, and orange/brownish carpet (like that old crap from the 70s).

Well, they had roaches, the biggest ones I had ever seen... I'm not skiddish around bugs, but these things were the size of my hand, and you could hear them scuttling around.

Then we noticed this other kind of bug, it looked kind of like a scorpion, and there were several of them and they were about 9 inches long. But for some reason they didn't seem to scare anyone, until they all seemed to start stinging me.

(Did I mention I feel pain in my dreams?) Anyway, these stings were quite panful, and I was starting to get a little freaked out by them. Upon closer inspection I noticed that at each place on my arms and legs that had been stung there was now this tiny tenticle sticking out of the sore, as if it were looking around...

Well, I started pulling on the tenticles and pulled out 3 of these larvae type things, and threw them on the floor... They were each about 2 inches long by this point and green, vigerously writhing on the floor...

When the larvae touched, they sort of melted together, creating a completely different type of bug, which I inherently knew that this was a very bad thing.

This nightmare, brought to you by: Spore creature creator.

Thanks EA... Thanks a fucking bunch.

What you had appears to be a semi lucid dream since you felt pain... I feel pain in my dreams too.

This night I dreamt that I got far behind on my biology, quite a boring dream, but I'm used to boring dreams.

Quote from: Reisen;1345819This night I dreamt that I got far behind on my biology, quite a boring dream, but I'm used to boring dreams.

I had a dream similar to that.
Only it wasn't a dream.

Quote from: The Prince of All Cosmos;1345851I had a dream similar to that.
Only it wasn't a dream.

ONE BOY

BEHIND IN BIOLOGY

ONLY THIS TIME, IT'S REAL

Well just the other night I had a really weird one..

I was in a hurry I think on some streets I didn't really recognise, because I had supposed to meet with some friends in far part of the city. Halfway through I bump into a little kid with a bike, which I immediatly bribed with some defective toys that he would take me to the meeting point. Finally I get there and we all head for a drink.
If memory serves there was only a long bench outside where a hot blonde was standing. We think she might enjoy some company so we settle there. I sit on the opposite side where she was standing as the others were sitting too. One of my friends positions himself right next to her, but she immediatly stands up and sits next to me. So on my left side there was this hottie, and on the right side one of my friends. Then the right-side friends hits on the woman. She doesn't appear interested, but instead, she grabs my hand as if we were knowing eachother. So we started chatting and she eventually left.
After that we sat there a little longer then 3 of my companions go to pay the drinks. While the cashier was busy, my other 2 friends opened the fridge which was conveniently placed right next to our bench and started to take some drinks. Then...

              ============Dream Ends Suddenly===========

     I was at school and it would appear that it was mid-term already. Inspecting the class around, I see my colleague with longer hair, which was strange because he always had shorter hair.
Suddenly I was in math class. But at the desk there was my grade school classmaster. I caused her a lot of trouble back then so you would think she hated me. She makes me write an exercise on the blackboard but my book had all it's text blurred, like when you drop water on it. So I grab someone else's book and started to write, although I didn't have any idea how to solve the exercise. Then she just gave up and the bell rang.
Ok... I'm in recess... I grabbed my gym stuff and headed to the bathroom so I could take a piss before heading to class. The bathrooms were now common though, and it came like a little shock. As I finished taking a leak, there were a bunch of students looking out the window. Apparently, there was a rooftop at the same level with our floor where some kids were playing soccer. Then I don't know why but I changed for gym class there then headed to class.
Afterwards I noticed I left my stuff behind in the bathroom and just as I walked in to retrieve them, a friend of mine was shoving my shoes in the toilet. I cursed the guy a bit then I took out my first shoe which was soaking wet. The other one was shoved a bit deeper to the point I couldn't see it anymore.
Eventually I grabbed it but as I pulled it out it was all colored pink now. I was so angry over this that I started threatning him I would tell the principal every single time until justice was made. Well, we started heading to the principal's office and she was preparing to leave just as I walked in. She appeared to be in a big hurry as she was dressed up to leave but I still approached her with my problem. At the end of the hallway she enters an office where she sits and makes herself comfortable. Finally I made my point but she just stated that if nothing is serious he should pay me $35-$65. So w00t! I was getting money.

    Well that's about it.

I ripped several puppie's heads off with my bare hands a few nights back.

what does that mean, doctor?

never dreamed i'd see a wall of text so big

I had a dream where instead of blood coming out of your nose it was liquid gold. And it was very tasty too!

Quote from: BunnyClock;1346450I had a dream where instead of blood coming out of your nose it was liquid gold. And it was very tasty too!

liquid gold for wood cabinets, or actual liquefied gold metal?

Quote from: ScootyPuff Jr;1346453Actual liquefied gold metal?

This. For some reason it was liquid and cold at the same time but it would harden again over time.

Quote from: BunnyClock;1346459This. For some reason it was liquid and cold at the same time but it would harden again over time.

patent this dream technology

Quote from: Mosrhun;1346462thats pretty gay

I AM pretty gay

Quote from: BunnyClock;1346465I AM pretty gay

cake boy

Speaking about tasty liquid gold this goes a while back.

It would appear I was in my apartment and I just had a party. The place was a mess and since I had nothing important to do I started cleaning up. All was going well until I found this thermos-resembling recipient that was still warm. I open it and it appeared edible so I took a rather large sip. It was like warm, melted, sticky, liquid plastic going through my mouth. The taste was horrible so I spat it out. I look into the sink and a tooth fell out too... Apparently this liquid was cooling itself really fast and it stuck in my mouth. I look into the mirror and I had a meth mouth.  Suddenly a bunch of other teeth started to fall and I was really panicked. I tried to put them back in place but it was no good. I was so desperate that I started to dip my teeth in that liquid and stick them back. It actually worked but then the dream ended.

Quote from: CaramelAppleClock;1346479Speaking about tasty liquid gold this goes a while back.

It would appear I was in my apartment and I just had a party. The place was a mess and since I had nothing important to do I started cleaning up. All was going well until I found this thermos-resembling recipient that was still warm. I open it and it appeared edible so I took a rather large sip. It was like warm, melted, sticky, liquid plastic going through my mouth. The taste was horrible so I spat it out. I look into the sink and a tooth fell out too... Apparently this liquid was cooling itself really fast and it stuck in my mouth. I look into the mirror and I had a meth mouth.  Suddenly a bunch of other teeth started to fall and I was really panicked. I tried to put them back in place but it was no good. I was so desperate that I started to dip my teeth in that liquid and stick them back. It actually worked but then the dream ended.

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