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I just made a horrifying discovery

Farted by LuxenbergClock, June 27, 2008, 03:52:02 PM

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LuxenbergClock

I just decided to take a gander at a list of registered sex offenders in my area and low and behold:



Bricks were shat
QuoteBob awesome

CD Clock


HeinekenClock

They really did a great job reattaching the nose, you can hardly see the welding scars.

Dragonbladeclock

Horrible name amirite?

MonsterMunch


NintendrCkolc

SO THATS WHERE THE BLACK MICHAEL JACKSONS BEEN HIDING.

LambdaClock

new york has 4x the doubled amount of your area. no joke we have at least 3 in each neighborhood-anyone who lives there knows.

LambdaClock

practically the little kid's ballsacks just fly into their hands

its almost disgusting

TequilaClock

That means MJ is ironically asexual. :0

Marlin Clock

Quote from: LambdaClock;1348476new york has 4x the doubled amount of your area.
Here in the rational world we call that eight times.

Flounderpa

Man....You found the real Micheal Jackson
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Roman Collar Clock

It looks like you're about to be struck by a smooooooth criminal. :o
Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

FileCabinetClock

leave michael jackson alone gosh you guys all he did was touch some kids
the man, the legend

Steve


rockstar

Hide you kids or sell them to him.

FileCabinetClock

Quote from: rockstar;1348744Hide you kids or sell them to him.

lmao who are you you signed up over 6 months ago and have 72 posts

Quote from: Mosrhun;1348746In the grand scale of the universe, it doesn't matter. Not that I'm a child molester, but it doesn't matter. None of this matters.

man don't FUCK with my MIND
the man, the legend

FileCabinetClock

Quote from: Mosrhun;1348768How does it feel to be microscopic?

hey fuck you
the man, the legend

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: Mosrhun;1348768How does it feel to be microscopic?
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

LambdaClock

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1348520Here in the rational world we call that eight times.

well here in the FUCK YOU

FileCabinetClock

Quote from: LambdaClock;1348779well here in the FUCK YOU

you've sure been civil lately
the man, the legend