The Dark (2005)... so.. so bad.

Plan 9 from Outer Space
Every Old Musical. EVER.

Quote from: GreyClock;1255296Citizen Kane.

WTF? That was great!!!!!!!1

Quote from: GearBox;1351356WTF? That was great!!!!!!!1

Silly.

Quote from: IcedTeaClock;1269315i actually liked this movie

this was like the perfected popcorn-"don't think too much about it, just be entertained!"-hollywood-flick in my eyes

and while this "genre" is nothing, that a serious film critic would honor much, its definately not the worst movie of all time

Spiderman was great

Spiderman 2 was just as great in my eyes though most consider it to be pretty good but not as good as Spiderman

Spiderman 3 was terrible though I honestly just feel that Raimi was focused more on getting it over with and opening doors in the plot so that Spiderman 4 would be a success

My objections:
Beerfest is amazing. A+++.
Cabin Fever was alright. It had some T&A.
House on Haunted Hill wasn't so bad. It had Ali Larter.

I'm also going to object to Epic Movie being bad. It saved my ass one night. I was with another guy and two girls, we were trying to decide on what to see. The girls wanted to see Pan's Labyrinth, and me and my buddy decided to vote for Epic Movie. We just weren't in a mood to depress the fuck out of ourselves Requiem for a Dream style. So we saw Epic Movie that night instead. It was so bad it was good...

Worst possible movies:

The Lion King 2. It had a musical scene in there that was so terrible... it involved floating down a river and heart-shaped parachutes... anyone else with me on this? I can't even explain what the hell was going on. I think it was a large euphemism for the girl and guy lion boning each other. Atleast the first Lion King made some sense.

Also on the list...
Scary Movie 3. Just terrible. They need to stop. And they didn't.

Quote from: GearBox;1351356Every Old Musical. EVER.

Fuck that, Singing In The Rain and White Christmas are amazing.

Quote from: oɦʇɐʞdoʇ;1351513Fuck that, Singing In The Rain and White Christmas are amazing.

Maybe not all of them, but alot are bad, throw-aways.

Quote from: GearBox;1351519Maybe not all of them, but alot are bad, throw-aways.

Well that goes for just about anything.

My Super Ex-Girlfriend
Bridge to Terabithia
Cloverfield

Quote from: AvocadoClock;1351435The Lion King 2. It had a musical scene in there that was so terrible... it involved floating down a river and heart-shaped parachutes... anyone else with me on this? I can't even explain what the hell was going on. I think it was a large euphemism for the girl and guy lion boning each other. Atleast the first Lion King made some sense.

Never saw that one, mostly because I didn't want to. Disney sequels always get handed down to the animation and plotline noobs.

I also object to Grandma's Boy being terrible. I didn't like the movie either at first, but I came around to liking it after seeing it again... and again... and again... it's a good party/stoner movie kind of like Out Cold.

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1351622Cloverfield

Wha? Really? I thought it had its moments. War of the Worlds-esque.

QuoteNever saw that one, mostly because I didn't want to. Disney sequels always get handed down to the animation and plotline noobs.

It takes the cake. Hands down.

The Land Before Time sequels are the only things that suck worse.

Quote from: GearBox;1351356Every Old Musical. EVER.

Define old, be more specific.

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1351622My Super Ex-Girlfriend
Bridge to Terabithia

Oh yeah I remember seeing previews for that and how it looked like it barely related to the book at all. How bad was it?

She still dies, right?

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1351622Cloverfield

What was wrong with Cloverfield? Some parts were bad but the movie was still great

Steel starring Shaq.

GHOSTS ON MARS

little miss sunshine

Quote from: DigitalLemonClock;1352021little miss sunshine

I was high when I saw that and I was tripping balls at the end when they all started singing and dancing.

Quote from: DigitalLemonClock;1352021little miss sunshine

actually, i really enjoyed that movie...I'm usually not partial to independent-ish films but that one was very cute.

Quote from: AvocadoClock;1351435I'm also going to object to Epic Movie being bad. It saved my ass one night. I was with another guy and two girls, we were trying to decide on what to see. The girls wanted to see Pan's Labyrinth, and me and my buddy decided to vote for Epic Movie. We just weren't in a mood to depress the fuck out of ourselves Requiem for a Dream style. So we saw Epic Movie that night instead. It was so bad it was good...

That whizzing sound you just heard was everyone's respect for you being pissed away.

Well, I guess I'll just use your logic and say fucking Transformers. I don't care what anybody says. That movie sucked.

And not even on the acceptable stupidity level for the sake of entertainment in the standard action movie. It was just stupid. The action scenes were too few and lackluster. The use of actors and dialog was terrible. The jokes and one liners were awful. I was not entertained by a single moment of that movie.

Plus, this movie totally burned my ass. Because I spent eight dollars seeing this crap I didn't have enough money to buy a Sin City graphic novel I found at the Barnes & Noble. Fuck you, Michael Bay.