it's the 4th of July already here.
Ironic how I can celebrate it before the Americanos.

which I won't btw.

Woah, completely forgot about that. Not that I was planning anything but uh

Patriotism is the equivalent of a golden eagle shitting on your shoulder, and you turning around and saying "I'm proud of that".

FUCK YOU BRITAIN

I was on my way home shortly after midnight, after hanging out with three Americans all evening, and right as I was 10 metres from my front door I slipped down a muddy hillside and tripped up, falling onto concrete, grazing my hands, arm and knee, obliterating my watch and getting a long deep cut in my thumb, presumably from the watch (whose glass turned to dust, whose stainless steel frame got crushed and scratched to shit and whose metal strap split in two - on the plus side, I know exactly what time it was when I fell).

This is clearly the curse of the Americans.

Quote from: LeekClock;1353494I was on my way home shortly after midnight, after hanging out with three Americans all evening, and right as I was 10 metres from my front door I slipped down a muddy hillside and tripped up, falling onto concrete, grazing my hands, arm and knee, obliterating my watch and getting a long deep cut in my thumb, presumably from the watch (whose glass turned to dust, whose stainless steel frame got crushed and scratched to shit and whose metal strap split in two - on the plus side, I know exactly what time it was when I fell).

This is clearly the curse of the Americans.

haha yeah take that tea and shuv it right up yar ass

Quote from: LeekClock;1353494on the plus side, I know exactly what time it was when I fell).

you're always so positive about things

Why haven't I heard anything from liberal hippies about polluting the environment with firework smoke or some such bullshit?

Today's the 3rd you fool.

"Tell your fag-ass-queen to sit on this mothafuckas!"

I'm going to blow some shit up with fireworks.

America, blowing shit up since 1776.

i work on the fourth of july so i make like 3 times what i would normally so yeah what a splendid day

Blow shit up
Cook shit up
Yell shit up

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Triangle is grasping at straw desperately trying to be relevant!

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is it working?

also by quoting this, your post isn't blocked anymore.

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