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Farted by Bigglesnoots, July 03, 2008, 06:50:59 PM

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TequilaClock

Quote from: Δ;1353775my entire argument is ruined because i posted the wrong link

eat a dick
but you faaaaaaaaiiiilllleeedddd

strike down son.

Close only counts on horseshoes and hand-grenades.

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Nothing you can do can defeat Abraham Lincoln.
He went to a battlefield and was almost shot at, still went to more.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

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cool picture marlin I haven't seen that one!

Topcatyo

Gonna celebrate America by watching Chinese-made fireworks explode.

Topcatyo

ITT A couple Canadians are angry that we're not ruled by another country unlike them-OHFUCKNO
This thread is now about The Fourth of July.

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FluxCapacitorClock

no taxation without representation. taxation with however representation is relevant to my interests

ArcticSwirlClock

Whoever posted the shitted up Knights of cydonia on page 3,
High five.
That shit was trippy.


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BinaryClock

Well I sure mostly love my country and the freedoms I am provided with but dear god these country-based holiday threads sort of suck.

It's like a big unnecessary dick waving contest.
BinaryClock, if you wanna play uno type !unohelp to see how to

iPodClock

Quote from: LeekClock;1353494I was on my way home shortly after midnight, after hanging out with three Americans all evening, and right as I was 10 metres from my front door I slipped down a muddy hillside and tripped up, falling onto concrete, grazing my hands, arm and knee, obliterating my watch and getting a long deep cut in my thumb, presumably from the watch (whose glass turned to dust, whose stainless steel frame got crushed and scratched to shit and whose metal strap split in two - on the plus side, I know exactly what time it was when I fell).

This is clearly the curse of the Americans.

they pushed you.
max signature height is 250px not 431, bro.

THE HELVETICA SCENARIO

Let´s blow some shit up to celebrate.
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Bigglesnoots

Quote from: BinaryClock;1354015Well I sure mostly love my country and the freedoms I am provided with but dear god these country-based holiday threads sort of suck.

It's like a big unnecessary dick waving contest.
sorry
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

Topcatyo

I'm a day late for this, but fuck it this made me laugh.

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

NintendrCkolc

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1353765Bla bla bla canada is so great. Tundra climates are the best, hockey, so on and so forth

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