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Quote from: CalamityCock;1358631Smoking causes cancer....oh wait.

Lol.

Take a good look because I'm shaving off my beard on Saturday!

I don't really want to -- I've become attached to it -- but there's a sixties themed party on Saturday and I want to have massive sideburns instead.

Quote from: LeekClock;1363485shavin da beard

I grieve for your beard but I cheer for your sideburns.

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no way! your beard is magnificent.

Why thank you very much -- but hopefully people will appreciate it all the more when I eventually, inevitably regrow it at some point.

I've also made some conclusions based on my work in the field of beardry: A lot of people find beards fun, impressive, and even attractive.

Some people find the moustache weird when kissing. This is surely motivation enough to get rid of it for the moment.

I'm looking forward to seeing those sideburns, leek. Maybe a tiny haircut too or are you going to use lots of hair gel

The almost bowl-cut look will be appropriate for Saturday. Maybe after though.

On teh right.

Quote from: LeekClock;1363485Take a good look because I'm shaving off my beard on Saturday!

I don't really want to -- I've become attached to it -- but there's a sixties themed party on Saturday and I want to have massive sideburns instead.

That makes my beard very sad

Quote from: Animal Mother;1363534That makes my beard very sad

hahaha what the fuck is that thing

Quote from: GINGERBREADCLOCK;1363537hahaha what the fuck is that thing

Chesterfield B. Stubblesworth III, aka my beard

Quote from: LeekClock;1363501Some people find the moustache weird when kissing. This is surely motivation enough to get rid of it for the moment.

i love how you don't say some women

Quote from: Honkclock;1363585i love how you don't say some women

i think im going balled

Quote from: DWARFINATORClock;1363605balled

v. balled, ball·ing, balls

1. To form into a ball.
2. Vulgar Slang: To have sexual intercourse with.

Quote from: Honkclock;1363585i love how you don't say some women

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Quote from: LeekClock;1363501I've also made some conclusions based on my work in the field of beardry: A lot of people find beards fun, impressive, and even attractive.

Yes Leek, we all know beards are the prime example of being a man, and are the greatest thing thing a man can achieve in his life. But do you have any beard growing advice? How often should I water my beards and how much sunlight should they be exposed to? Is it true that if you cry your beard actually shrinks?

A beard is kind of like a woman, you've got to give it constant attention and beat it with a stick to get what you want out of it.