I was taking a shower, when I was looking for a shampoo bottle, since I'm at my cousin's house and I have no idea where the shampoo is.  So I spot several bottles and pick whatever one looks the most normal.
So, I try and squeeze some shampoo into my hands, but none's coming out, because the little cap was popped open for a while so the shampoo at the tiny hole the shampoo comes out of was dried up and blocked it.  So, I squeezed the bottle really hard to get the shampoo out.
After a good minute of squeezing, all of a sudden a huge gunk of white stuff shot into my hands.

Well any normal dick would came if you would keep squeezing it for a whole minute.

Shampoo actually doesn't dry up. Maybe you actually found your cousin's cumcontainer.

If you ever come over at my house and find a coke bottle filled with white gunk you just know you hit the motherload.

Quote from: CaramelAppleClock;1367580Well any normal dick would came if you would keep squeezing it for a whole minute.

If I kept squeezing it wouldn't it lose circulation?
Or would I break it I'm so confused

Quote from: WhY sO sErIoUs!!?!?!@!@;1367586Shampoo actually doesn't dry up. Maybe you actually found your cousin's cumcontainer.

If you ever come over at my house and find a coke bottle filled with white gunk you just know you hit the motherload.

Hot damn.

Cool thread, Topcat.

Quote from: Mangosteen Clock;1367600Cool thread, Topcat.

Many thanks, Mangosteen.

Quote from: Topcatyo;1367598Hot damn.

One day I'll have enough to drown a rival in and die laughing at the headlines

Quote from: WhY sO sErIoUs!!?!?!@!@;1367609One day I'll have enough to drown a rival in and die laughing at the headlines

"Local Man Drowns in Semen, Neighborhood Confused"

Already it throws me in a fit if hysteria just thinking about it. Maybe I can speed up the process by just buying the SpermCube.

I'm not clicking that link.

Quote from: Topcatyo;1367620I'm not clicking that link.

Safe for work, unless your boss realises it's a 1 cubical metre tank filled with cum.

Quote from: Topcatyo;1367620I'm not clicking that link.

It's nothing too bad, you won't be harmed.

I did and it's...

Maybe you weren't sqeezing a shampoo container, maybe you were squeezing your dick.

Quote from: A Lonely, Sad,Old Man;1367635Maybe you weren't sqeezing a shampoo container, maybe you were squeezing your dick.

Yeah this might've happened if you wear glasses, topkatyo!

Quote from: Topcatyo;1367552I was taking a shower, when I was looking for a shampoo bottle, since I'm at my cousin's house and I have no idea where the shampoo is. So I spot several bottles and pick whatever one looks the most normal.
So, I try and squeeze some shampoo into my hands, but none's coming out, because the little cap was popped open for a while so the shampoo at the tiny hole the shampoo comes out of was dried up and blocked it. So, I squeezed the bottle really hard to get the shampoo out.
After a good minute of squeezing, all of a sudden a huge gunk of white stuff shot into my hands.

I bet you wished the white stuff was man cream you fag.

Quote from: Joker;1367631Guys, seriously

WHY SO SERIOUS

one time I jumped on my dads bed and my landed handed in his seamen it was nasty
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