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Farted by AbsintheClock, July 23, 2008, 06:12:37 PM

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AbsintheClock

All right let's cover a few basic issues here. First thing is first. The majority of people who bitch about shit posting are usually the most guilty of it. Stop whining, and stop shit posting. Second of all while you shitheads are shit posting you could be doing something productive like getting in on this writing competition, making a part for this collab, or just make your clockday movie!

Stop demanding CC's. It was a good idea but a shit system. Nobody cares about your glowing text name.

If you want to know what I mean by shit posting just look at anything Heineken has that should be in the gas chamber real soon. By the way Heiney make another thread this week and you'll be taking a real long trip.

The reason why the CC has been in a decline is quite simple. This place is too chatty, and there's not enough inspiration going on. This is not inspiring; it's I'm a edgy teen.

"But Absinthe I don't have any ideas!" Well here's an idea for you. Brainstorm! Maybe instead of posting your stupid ideas you should write them in a private notebook and refine them! Who knows they might actually be funny if you animate them.

So what's the point of this thread? My trigger finger is real itchy. This place was a lot of fun to come to nine months ago, and I intend on making it fun again whether you like it or not.

Now instead of bitching about these very real demands, how about we have a little brainstorming session right now. What would motivate you shits into doing something other than taking up all the good oxygen and slowing my brain activity? What will get you assholes to stop acting like fanboy faggots, and start acting like clocks? Somebody please give me a fucking answer!

Here's some ideas courtesy of Roman.
http://clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?t=77421

PowerGloveClock

Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

HeinekenClock



Edit - hey here's an idea that would get people to use the SPAM FORUM a little more often - get rid of the fucking "We want you to post your crap in general" skin.


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TruncheonClock

I'll take one order of "Get Fucked" please with a side of "Inspiration"
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Kodiakclock

stop whining about whining you pussy girl


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KodiakClock - Super Butt

SoBe Clock

I hope you don't consider me a shitposter. :concerned:

Anyway, I'm actually more inspired recently to work on animation and non-flash games more so than I have been in years and I have several works in progress. What got me motivated was taking a greater appreciation for art, whether it be animation, music, or whatever. Really being able to appreciate the different forms of art for what they are, and the effort and passion they contain, made me want to really get back into art myself. (Other than music, I have always been active musically.)

Topcatyo

I'm going to disagree with the first 4 posts and agree with Absinthe on this.
I've been meaning to get cracking on some Flashes as soon as I get back home on Saturday.

Kombucha

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Edit - hey here's an idea that would get people to use the SPAM FORUM a little more often - get rid of the fucking "We want you to post your crap in general" skin.


(User was banned for this post; Reason: This is what happens when i ask you not to shit post.)
Hee hee.

Clocktopus

I didnt read it,  haha!


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AbsintheClock

So how about your ideas? I'll throw another one out right now. How would you folks feel about writing a full CC comic book? Get a storyline written, run a competition, get artists to draw different parts of the scenes, and then put it out on Newgrounds. A focused collab with actual team work!

Kombucha


PowerGloveClock

we should make a gallery for all our iscribble collab drawings
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

TruncheonClock

Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1369984we should make a gallery for all our iscribble collab drawings

I got perma-banned from iScribble

The mods didnt like me drawing dicks and spamming Bel Air
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PowerGloveClock

Quote from: TruncheonClock;1369986I got perma-banned from iScribble

The mods didnt like me drawing dicks and spamming Bel Air
:(
also I would do art for a cc comic book
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

Flounderpa

what about getting tiem on the line again?, or at least a guide to how not shitpost.
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PowerGloveClock

Quote from: HazardClock;1369989what about getting tiem on the line again?, or at least a guide to how not shitpost.
a flash movie guide would be funny
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

TruncheonClock

Quote from: HazardClock;1369989what about getting tiem on the line again?, or at least a guide to how not shitpost.

Tiem's being handled over on Internet Cult
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AbsintheClock

I think if people actually got to work they'd have enough pride in themselves not to spend all day jerking off in the general forum. That's my idea here. Get people to get to work, thus eliminating faggotry and building character.

coalclock

I can't find one part of that post I disagree with.

GearBoxClock

I'm taking a flash animation course...
Maybe when I'm better with flash, I'll be able to whip up a How Not To Post guide.