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Kicked in the Nuts World Record

Farted by Topcatyo, July 23, 2008, 11:20:30 PM

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Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

Topcatyo

Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1370407That guy has balls.
Not anymore.

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TabascoClock

The record is 11? I thought it would be more.

FluxCapacitorClock

The world record is 11? Fuck, I could beat that.

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: Trip;1370461The record is 11? I thought it would be more.
well it's the number of women he met in the park that wanted to kick him.
I'm sure that the world record for actual kicks in the nuts (regardless of who when where how whatever) is much more, sadly.
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Il Duce

Johnny Knoxville will beat this and this will all be for naught.

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Topcatyo

My one neighbor got kicked so many times in the nuts by people (without wanting to be kicked in the nuts, of course) that he actually had a blood clot and had to have surgery to have it taken out.

Randy Pearson

The women are enjoying this WAY TOO MUCH. Seriously. Why do women feel that they are entitled to kick random men in the nuts? What have we ever done to them?

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Oh, right...

Quote from: Topcatyo;1370537My one neighbor got kicked so many times in the nuts by people (without wanting to be kicked in the nuts, of course) that he actually had a blood clot and had to have surgery to have it taken out.

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BlackberryClock

It looked like he was over acting a bunch

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: BlackberryClock;1370963It looked like he was over acting a bunch
the guy in the first video or in the one Predator posted? Because that last one was acted.
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Randy Pearson

Quote from: Maddox;1370969the guy in the first video or in the one Predator posted? Because that last one was acted.

Probably. But I was just trying to point out how hilarious Topcatyo's story was and how I reacted to it. And the man with the high pitched voice is just icing on the cake.
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Bigglesnoots

Quote from: Predator;1371038Probably.
No, I know so. It's from a Belgium comedy show.



and I live in Belgium that's how I know.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.