so cruises are about the worst kind of vacation ever

GodClock · August 02, 2008, 03:00:59 AM

i just got back from one through alaska and boy was it gay

GodClock · August 02, 2008, 04:09:36 AM

guys im serious it was lame

Slurpee · August 02, 2008, 04:11:29 AM

I did not know there were any gay cruises that went that far north. Most homosexuals freeze to death in colder climates.

The Spoiler · August 02, 2008, 04:11:37 AM

How bad was it?

GodClock · August 02, 2008, 04:21:24 AM

all of the alaskan towns were the same and isolated, though some parts were nice as in the scenery, but the food on the ship was mediocre at best, and there wasnt shit to do and there was dixie land jazz bands playing all the time because the old people liked it

GodClock · August 02, 2008, 04:22:41 AM

Quote from: Slurpee;1375563I did not know there were any gay cruises that went that far north. Most homosexuals freeze to death in colder climates.

this is a cruise for tough homos

The Spoiler · August 02, 2008, 04:59:52 AM

Quote from: godclock;1375569old people

That alone would make it nearly unbearable for me. I couldn't stand being stuck at sea with hundreds of wrinkly tourists. However, I imagine taking a plane ride (in a small propeller plane) above alaska would be much more enjoyable.

MasterClock · August 02, 2008, 05:34:46 AM

Quote from: Slurpee;1375563I did not know there were any gay cruises that went that far north. Most homosexuals freeze to death in colder climates.

the warmth inside their butts keep them alive

salt · August 02, 2008, 10:34:17 AM

I went on one around Scandinavia and some of Europe/Russia and loved it!

You're just GAY god clock

GAY

Steve · August 02, 2008, 10:39:32 AM

Quote from: Salt the hpst33;1375632You're just GAY god clock

FANK U CPTN OBVIUS

AirPumpClock · August 02, 2008, 12:52:22 PM

Try one in the Mediterranean, you'll have a lot more fun. Particularly on Royal Caribbean.

Keep in mind, the Mediterranean cruises have a lot less old people. The British Isles, on the other hand, had old people up the wazoo.

screwdriver_clock · August 02, 2008, 03:55:36 PM

Be glad you had a vacation.

Kodiakclock · August 02, 2008, 03:57:08 PM

WAZOO

peyoteclock · August 02, 2008, 03:58:24 PM

WAHHHH I WENT ON AN ALASKAN CRUISE WAHHHHHH!

fuck you an alaskan cruise would be great, provided you sailed through glaciers and shit, also i'd imagine if you could get drunk on the cruise it'd be awesome and i'm sure you could have smuggled some pot on board.

in more or less terms i bet it would have been fun if you weren't such a killjoy.

Isison · August 02, 2008, 04:06:04 PM

alaska was so cold that my ballz shrinked 2 cm in diameter.

INoodleClock · August 02, 2008, 05:09:40 PM

Quote from: Screwdriver_Clock;1375706Be glad you had a vacation.

Yeah, some of us aren't really allowed out into 'society' whatever that is.

HoochClock · August 04, 2008, 09:10:59 AM

its not that hard to get drunk and party. you must be the lamest person ever.

CD Clock · August 04, 2008, 10:55:15 AM

i went on a disney cruise it was fun i saw mickey mouse

the end

SwirlberryClock · August 04, 2008, 10:56:43 AM

Cruises in the Caribbean are awesome.

DigitalLemonClock · August 04, 2008, 11:23:30 AM

what were you thinking godclock

boats lol

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