Why wasn't this guy at my graduation?

QuoteSARATOGA SPRINGS -- A 19-year-old man dressed as a penis was arrested for disturbing a high school graduation today at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.

     
Calvin Morett of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates allegedly interrupted the Saratoga Springs High School graduation by marching across SPAC's stage in an inflatable 6-foot penis costume while diplomas were being given out, Saratoga Springs Police Sgt. Sean Briscoe said.

Morett purchased the full-body costume and sprayed parts of the 5,000 people in the crowd with Silly String, Briscoe said.

His motive? ``He thought it would be funny,'' Briscoe said.

Morett was ticketed for disorderly conduct, a violation, and will face the charges in City Court on Tuesday, Briscoe said.

Morett graduated from Saratoga Springs High School last year. He tried to streak away from law enforcement, but could not.

``Once I stopped laughing, he was pretty easy to catch because he was tripping on the lower portion of the costume,'' said Briscoe, who made the arrest.

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god damn it why arrest a hero like that

QuoteOnce I stopped laughing, he was pretty easy to catch because he was tripping on the lower portion of the costume,'' said Briscoe, who made the arrest.

Trippin' balls.

Quote from: ArgoonKlok;1375684Trippin' balls.

lol... I tip my hat to you sir.

I imagine he'll get charged about as much as the superbowl streaker. From what I understand in that case the judge had to take a 20 minute recess as soon as he heard the charge just to stop laughing.

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1375704I imagine he'll get charged about as much as the superbowl streaker. From what I understand in that case the judge had to take a 20 minute recess as soon as he heard the charge just to stop laughing.

I hope someday I can commit a crime that makes the judges so happy

The world needs more harmless fun that gives a good kick in the pants to authority.

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1375710The world needs more harmless fun that gives a good kick in the pants to authority.

Villainous moustache/monocle/tophat for everything in your hometown.

Get to it.

Black paint is cheap.

Why the fuck are you still here?

i wanna do this

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1375710The world needs more harmless fun that gives a good kick in the pants to authority.

I agree.
Do I hear a Clockcrew Streaks During The Wimbledon Cup, anyone?
No, that'd be awkward, but it's an idea.

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1375710The world needs more harmless fun that gives a good kick in the pants to authority.

I agree I think we should all go out and do some shit asap.

Anyway Wimbledon is a year away, we'd have an earlier chance if we hit the U.S. Open.

I'd like to see some streaking during the world series.

Quote from: The Hero of Winds;1375717Anyway Wimbledon is a year away, we'd have an earlier chance if we hit the U.S. Open.

Wimbledon would give everyone a good amount of time to prepare and set everything up.

Anyone know where I can buy a big penis costume

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1375719I'd like to see some streaking during the world series.

Quite possible from where I live

Quote from: Honkclock;1375722Anyone know where I can buy a big penis costume

I know that's the mascot at Rhode Island School of Design.

I still want to do that someday.

At my graduation people had blow up dolls and bull horns and it really lame. You know there are people like me that actually LIKE the internet not being in real life, that separate serious events from childish games. Thanks for ruining their graduation.

fuck you roman learn to fun