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Farted by AbsintheClock, August 02, 2008, 11:02:39 PM

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AbsintheClock

Jason,

Before you read this letter I want you to play "I Want You" by Bob Dylan to set the mood. Ok you good; continue. I love the way you smell even in the morning. I love the way you smell like spilt absinthe, and cannabis resin. I love washing your beautiful skin every morning. I love being you so much that every morning I wake up with an erection! You are the most beautiful thing in the whole wide world. You are so hot that no amount of heat could make you sweat. This is why you wear jackets even in 100 degree weather. If I could I would probably go gay for you and just you! You are the most brilliant man I know, and the most brilliant living artist I know! You are my everything, and I just want to say I love you I love you I love you!

Love
Jason

Isison

Isison,

Let's FUCK, right now!

luv

Isison

TapedeckClock

Will.

I like your hair

wanna fuck?
love,
octopusclock
WWWWWWWWWW

Slash

Dear Billy_1998

MEET ME BEHIND THE GROCERIES STORE

DON'T TELL YOUR PARENTS NOW

Love
Billie_1998

AbsintheClock

You folks don't know how to love yourselves enough.

Insomnia

Deer Insomnia,
I've got something to put in you.

    Love,
    Insomnia

"brb going to moon"

AbsintheClock

Quote from: Insomnia;1375896Deer Insomnia,
I've got something to put in you.

    Love,
    Insomnia

That's true love right there.

zl

Evan,

That was a damn fine plate of spaghetti.  Maybe you had a bit much.  But with pasta that good, you are blameless.

Your "Clockday" animation is going pretty well.  You even have me convinced you'll finish it.  If I were you, I wouldn't spend too much time on this letter so you can get back to work.  Luckily, I am, so there's another point in your favor.

It has been forever since I last saw you upset.  I hear that a good cry helps release dangerous, emotional chemicals or some such.  Maybe you should watch Requiem For a Dream again sometime.

What the hell is going on with your right toenail?  I hate to interrupt a love letter like this, but that is some bizarre circumstances happening down there.  Holy hell.

That picture of the tree stumps is neat, I'm sure your other stuff will be badass too.  Don't look at other artist's work and get scared.  You're doing good work and getting better.

And finally: Remember that coconut you bought on a whim? That's an awesome thing to buy on a whim.  99 cents too.  That in good taste is both a culinary and financial sense.  What are you going to do with the shell afterwards? I don't even know, but I can guess: something awesome.

Love,
Evan

Pin Clock

Dear Marc,

You are amazing, funny, and make great movies (I love Bit Clock Stole Clockmas the most)! I don't want to be with anyone else besides you!

Love, Marc
if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock that'd be pretty fucked up wouldn't it?

patriotclock


patriotclock

re: lets fuck

Jeff

no youre gorgeous!

Jeff

ps ok! call me

BreadfruitClock

Dear Daniel

Why arn't you as hot as Jason? we are through

                                         Dan

Marlin Clock

Michael,

Don't be so hard on yourself.
You know I love you.

Marlin Clock
Quote from: Darth Lincoln;1375899Evan,

That was a damn fine plate of spaghetti.  Maybe you had a bit much.  But with pasta that good, you are blameless.
Did you try out my recipe :D

DillClock


Steve

dear steve,

nice sombrero nigs

from steve

TequilaClock


Safe___Clock

Dear lewis

i love it when you are inside me

Love lewis

Thor

Dear Robby,

you smell bad, you should bathe more often.

xoxoxox
Robert
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

PoisonberryClock

Dear Poisonberryclock

You suck.

From Poisonberryclock

Wow. Even I hate me,

Topcatyo

Dear Ian,

I love your hair.  I love your eyes, your beautiful, beautiful eyes.  I love the feeling of your hands against mine.  I love how manly you are and how you could slice butter with one of your chest hairs.  I love the way the moon reflects off of your buttocks when you do your "macho walking in the moonlight" things after love-making.
I want to be yours forever.  If I find there's anyone else in your life, I'll fuckin' kill ya.

Love,
Ian.