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Farted by KeyClock, August 05, 2008, 07:09:07 PM

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KeyClock

I'm going to be moving up here to Alaska with my uncle and aunt, because I don't have the money to keep living in Oklahoma. The social security I'm bringing in is barely enough for the house and car payments and the uncle I'm living with down there thinks that, becuase he's living with me, he doesn't have to help pay for utilities. I'm leaving back for Oklahoma in a few days to spend a week saying goodbye and gathering up whatever I'm bringing back, and when we get back I'll start getting stuff set up here. My aunt and uncle are going to be getting me a nice little Toshiba laptop when we get back, I'm going to get an external hardrive to bring my stuff up here and once we get internet set up for me I should be back. I don't have time to stick around and chat right now (I'm supposed to be watching Dune on my uncle's desktop), but I thought I'd fill you guys in. See you all around say, late August?

Slash

It's because a couple of guys were up to no good and started making trouble in your neighbourhood isn't it?

RocketFetus

Quote from: obnoxious douchebag;1377241It's because a couple of guys were up to no good and started making trouble in your neighbourhood isn't it?

This must be it. He probably got into one little fight and his mom got scared.
Now everybody wants this thick afro body but I blow dry that hair and never let it down.

HeinekenClock

Quote from: RocketFetus;1377270This must be it. He probably got into one little fight and his mom got scared.

Actually KeyClock's mom died and now he's living off social security.

I hope I made you feel miserable.

Blue

Quote from: HeinekenClock;1377285Actually KeyClock's mom died and now he's living off social security.

I hope I made you feel miserable.

yes...

Now, he must whistle for a cab.
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HeinekenClock

Quote from: Deep Blue;1377290yes...

Now, he must whistle for a cab.
Victory!

Marlin Clock

Good luck, Key.

At least you still have family that can take care of you. What will happen to the free-loading uncle?

SwirlberryClock

I always wanted to go to Alaska, seems like a nice place. And as my teammate once said "Yo, this country fuckin' sucks. I'm moving to Alaska!"

Thor

Keyclock your avatar arouses me. Please reply to this post in late august.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

TequilaClock

I hear Alaska has a lower crime, population and pollution rate. It sounds cool to live there in my position. Aside you don't live in a frying pan like me.

Steve


Flounderpa

Quote from: TurtleSoup;1377406I hear Alaska has a lower crime, population and pollution rate. It sounds cool to live there in my position. Aside you don't live in a frying pan like me.
or in the Ghetto like me.
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Solenoidclock

Have fun in Alaska. It's a good state.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

MonsterMunch

Beware of snow-vampires.

Them fuckers will get both you and Josh Hartnett if your not careful.

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

SpongeClock SquarePants


KeyClock

I should have made this thread a little later so I wouldn't have to bump it three pages
Quote from: The Hero of Winds;1377296Good luck, Key.

At least you still have family that can take care of you. What will happen to the free-loading uncle?
He's out of a house

Quote from: THORCLOCKTHORCLOCKTHORCLO;1377405Keyclock your avatar arouses me. Please reply to this post in late august.
We're in Oklahoma for the week to gather up stuff, say goodbye and get legal stuff done

Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1377512Beware of snow-vampires.

Them fuckers will get both you and Josh Hartnett if your not careful.
Fuck Josh Hartnett, but I'll be careful anyway

AbsintheClock

I pulled up to an igloo about 7 or 8 and I said to the snowmobile driver "yo homes smell ya later."

TremcladClock

That's great! You'll be like an honorary Canadian.


Heliopios

Quote from: TremcladClock;1380107That's great! You'll be like an honorary Canadian.


Honorary implies that people want to be one.


Also, is it bad that I was reminded of 'Living in america' and fresh prince by one topic?
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