I'll tell the most recent one to remember what the first one was.

Just a minute ago, I was flipping through channels.  I came upon Boomerang and thought "What the fuck are a bunch of Green Lanterns doing flying through a tunnel?"  I watch, and in the five minutes I watched, Lex Luthor saves the entire universe by convincing an Android not to do it.
I then flip to Jon Stewart, and Jon Stewart asks the person he's interviewing about how people in the White House like Carl Rove might be hired by news stations (jokingly, of course).  The interviewee says Carl Rove is very smart, and the Jon Stewart says "Lex Luthor is also very smart...".  Please note this is less than a minute after I just watched Lex Luthor save the universe.  Very very coincidental, almost eerily so.

And I just remembered.
I was listening to my Mitch Hedberg album "Mitch All Together".  I finished it, had my computer freeze, restarted my computer, and visited TVTropes.org because I love that site.
Eventually, I reached the entry Funny Aneurysm Moment.  I was reading through it, and when I reached music, the very first entry is

QuoteThis editor always gets this feeling when he listens to Mitch Hedberg's second (and last) stand-up album, Mitch All Together. One of Hedberg's jokes therein goes, "I drink a lot of red wine. This girl asks me, 'Doesn't that give you a headache?' I say, 'Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing.' I'm not going to stop doing something just because of what happens at the end. 'Hey, Mitch, do you want this apple?' 'No, eventually it'll be a core.'" Every time he hears it, this editor can't help adding a line in his head: "'Hey, Mitch, you want to try this heroin?' 'No, eventually I'll die from overdose.'" Yeouch.

What the fuck D:

You may now go about your day.

This reminds me I was channel surfing and suddenly a show starts with stuff like "Hi, my name is Michael" "My name is Jenny", then I change the next channel: "...and my name is Abel!"

Quote from: TequilaClock;1378553This reminds me I was channel surfing and suddenly a show starts with stuff like "Hi, my name is Michael" "My name is Jenny", then I change the next channel: "...and my name is Abel!"

Hahaha, that's awesome.  It's kinda like that channel skipping scene in the beginning of Shaun of the Dead.

I've had times when flipping through channels, I hear something like "With this you an make your home" "Deadly to Super" "Vegatable" as well as "What the" "Ass"

HEY LOOK TOPCAT! ANOTHER ONE!

Quote from: Cheshire Clock;1378644HEY LOOK TOPCAT! ANOTHER ONE!

Hahaha holy shit


I read the Superman: Emperor Joker storyline today. Lex Luthor is totally in it.

lolluthor

Quote from: Cheshire Clock;1378644HEY LOOK TOPCAT! ANOTHER ONE!

That little asian boy doesn't look happy at all that he's being saved from drowning.

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That little asian boy doesn't look happy at all that he's being saved from drowning.

Well, if you got picked up by a hulking black man in spandex, flying some how, after having just suffered a potentially deadly experience, you would not be exactly rosy either.

Edit: wait thats a boy?

Quote from: Cheshire Clock;1378644HEY LOOK TOPCAT! ANOTHER ONE!

Oh shit!  I didn't even notice this, but at the end of the episode, a character mentions the name "Jon Stewart".
I then changed to Jon Stewart's show, and the significance was completely lost on me.
Jesus that just makes shit funnier.
EDIT:: Oh shit, wait, what, he's The Green Lantern?!
Fuckin' shit, man!

Its all a sign of your own little apocalypse.

Quote from: Eric Foreman;1378667Oh shit!  I didn't even notice this, but at the end of the episode, a character mentions the name "Jon Stewart".
I then changed to Jon Stewart's show, and the significance was completely lost on me.
Jesus that just makes shit funnier.
EDIT:: Oh shit, wait, what, he's The Green Lantern?!
Fuckin' shit, man!

What the fuck this is strange as hell now!

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You're goddamn right!

Quote from: ampm;1378675Its all a sign of your own little apocalypse.

I'm keeping off the streets for a couple of weeks.

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Gettin ganked by the E is a lesson
So... is there any more questions?

Quote from: Eric Foreman;1378738Gettin ganked by the E is a lesson
So... is there any more questions?

How are you, topcatyo?

Quote from: RocketFetus;1378792How are you, topcatyo?

Not going so good.  Had to reformat the computer which is proving to be a big pain because McAfee (or whatever) doesn't want me to uninstall it and does whatever it can to prevent me from uninstalling it (eventually got it) as does America Online, and for some reason the computer will not connect to the Internet despite saying that it is.
And I'm probably not going to finish my Clockday Flash.
So, I'm a little frustrated, mostly.