My dad keeps telling me I'm related to Nathan Hale, the famous spy. I believe him because both sides of my family have done extensive research on their lineage. I'd still like to see for myself, though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Ehrler

QuoteOn the morning of 4 April, Ehrler flew his last sortie and achieved the last three of his 208 victories. After shooting down two B-17 Flying Fortress bombers, Ehrler's Me 262 was out of ammunition. Ehrler then flew his Me 262 straight into a B17 bomber, exploding both planes in the process. The action took place over Scharlibbe near Stendal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_Tepes

Distant uncle

Quote from: Mentos Clock;1388006http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Ehrler

What a fucking badass

That's not sarcasm either. If he was related to me I'd tell everyone that I was related to someone who took out a b17 by flying into it.

Yeah that is pretty ballsy. The way I see it most of the people in the nazi party were just supporting their country. Just like joining the nazi party was a way of supporting the troops. WHOOPS DID I SAY THAT.

My Uncle

my uncle invented scrubbing bubbles, no shit

Only mentioned in other articles, like a band article and in the signers list of the Texas Declaration of Independence article.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human _poogle_

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regis_Philbin

according to my senile great aunt at least

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Mochrie

Well, not really, but my grandparents live down the road from him, which is pretty cool.

My great grandfather was a poet. But he doesn't have a wikipedia page. Fucking lack of respect.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Carroll_(surfer)
Uncle

Quote from: ONIONATOR;1388326http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Mochrie

Well, not really, but my grandparents live down the road from him, which is pretty cool.

Zomg Colin Mochrie is liek my hero!

Quote from: peyote;1387934lol the old black lady from the stand?

The first second lady and the second first lady of the United States, and one of the most important Presidential wife in United States history.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_(Bible)

HAR HAR LAUGHTER AND MERRYMENT!!

As far as I'm concerned Slurpee's my cousin.

And as far as I'm concerned Absinthe's my cousin.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_I_of_Scotland

Quote from: ONIONATOR;1388326http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Mochrie

Well, not really, but my grandparents live down the road from him, which is pretty cool.

I envy you...